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[featherduster]

Who: Clover
When: Day 1, baby
Where: Clover carriage

[ QUICK SOMEONE EAT THE FOOD BEFORE IT SPOILS ]

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[featherduster]

[ Some tall jerk barrels out of his own room, apparently having had no issue getting his own door open.

Also, he's hollering. ]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, I've been kidnapped by people who can't afford to keep the power bill on!!!!

[distained]

Power bill?!

[ what sort of nefarious tax is that?!?! ]

[featherduster]

[ He is INCONSOLABLE ]

There's even food in the fridge, it's all gonna spoil now...!!

[distained]

The... no, don't worry. I can come up with something to preserve it.

[ he's from a medieval fantasy world don't let him do that... ]

[hissoff]

[ ... he just managed to get the door open and probably nearly gets barreled over ]

My, my, you're rather... lively for this early in the morning.

[featherduster]

[ Yes hello nice to meet u watch your head ]

You seem too calm, actually. Maybe it's you who's wrong.

[hissoff]

[ wow good thing he's short and oddly good at dodging incoming blows to his head? ]

Am I? [ hm... ] That recording is rather annoying... if it keeps going like this, it might actually drive me insane.

[hissoff]

[ he's awake but at what cost.

after all the fussing and yelling dies down he can be found somewhere downstairs on one of the bright pink couches. he took the blankets from his bed with him so now he's just... a bundle of blankets. on the couch. watching everything. most likely watching you. ]

[distained]

[ GUESS WHAT

THIS GUY IS BRINGING YOU SOMETHING WARM TO DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[hissoff]

[ HOW DID YOU WARM IT UP actually no he doesnt want to know the answer to that question at all, really ]

.......... what's this?

[distained]

[ maybe he stuck it between his manly glutes for a long time. ]

If I'm to be honest with you, I'm not so sure. I didn't enjoy the idea of handing out strange liquids to us all, but you seem in need of it.

[bitterwiththesweet]

Do you need something...?

[hissoff]

[ - ?????????????????? ]

[hissoff]

[ it's rude to stare.

. . . ]

What happened to you?

[aimforthestars]

[THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK, someone fell from the second floor to the first, tumbling down the stairs.]

[GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON NIGHT DAY.]

1/2 ]

[hissoff]

[ ........ whew! ]

2/2

[hissoff]

... well, looks like we already have a body on our hands!

Re: 2/2

[aimforthestars]

...yes. You have a body.

[???????]

[featherduster]

[ RUNNING OVER THERE!!! ]

Hey, hey, hey, watch out for the stairs!!!!

[ He says, when this guy's already flat on the floor... ]

[aimforthestars]

...are.






Are they going to eat me or something?!

[bitterwiththesweet]

[ why ]

Why.

[aimforthestars]

Why?

[bitterwiththesweet]

[ stumbling out of her room, she doesn't like this ]

This place is totally janked! Who's in charge here?

[featherduster]

Not me. I'm innocent.

[bitterwiththesweet]

That sounds like something someone guilty would say.