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[featherduster]

Who: Clover
When: Day 1, baby
Where: Clover carriage

[ QUICK SOMEONE EAT THE FOOD BEFORE IT SPOILS ]

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[hissoff]

[ he's awake but at what cost.

after all the fussing and yelling dies down he can be found somewhere downstairs on one of the bright pink couches. he took the blankets from his bed with him so now he's just... a bundle of blankets. on the couch. watching everything. most likely watching you. ]

[distained]

[ GUESS WHAT

THIS GUY IS BRINGING YOU SOMETHING WARM TO DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[hissoff]

[ HOW DID YOU WARM IT UP actually no he doesnt want to know the answer to that question at all, really ]

.......... what's this?

[distained]

[ maybe he stuck it between his manly glutes for a long time. ]

If I'm to be honest with you, I'm not so sure. I didn't enjoy the idea of handing out strange liquids to us all, but you seem in need of it.

[hissoff]

[ ............ Sir. ]

Did you consider that maybe I don't enjoy the idea of taking strange liquids from strangers?

[distained]

Of course! That is why I have also prepared this for you, in case you may wish to wash your hands or face or something else instead!

[ PRESENTS: PINK CLOTH FROM SOMETHING. ]

1/2

[hissoff]

[ I KNOW HE IS NOT ACTUALLY STRIPPING BUT GOD I WISH THAT HE WAS

i mean

... ????? ]

just uses this combo again ig i dont want to pay my account either

[hissoff]

[ ..f....fff ??? ]

What's this? Where did you even get this from? What makes you think I'd want to wash my face in a situation like this?

[distained]

Because you look positively miserable!

[ don't @ him he's trying his best ]

[hissoff]

[ he is. it's. ... weird. but cute. ]

Are you telling me that you're not?

[distained]

...no, though I do feel profoundly worried about something. As if it's on the tip of my tongue and yet I cannot voice it.

[hissoff]

..... perhaps that's only to be expected, waking up in a place like this.

[distained]

Mm... I cannot even remember is such a phenomenon is common occurrence or not.

[bitterwiththesweet]

Do you need something...?

[hissoff]

[ - ?????????????????? ]

[hissoff]

[ it's rude to stare.

. . . ]

What happened to you?

[bitterwiththesweet]

The same thing that happened to everyone else, apparently.

1/2

[hissoff]

... ah...

No, miss it almost seems as if you were-

[ ....



... .... ]

[hissoff]

[ you know what ]

Nevermind. You're right, of course. We're all in the same situation. It appears we've all been kidnapped.

[bitterwiththesweet]

They could've at least kidnapped us to somewhere functional instead of whatever this mess is.

[hissoff]

... that would have been nice, wouldn't it?

Perhaps a nice little town in the countryside. With a beach, and... a light source of some kind.

[bitterwiththesweet]

Very specific! Do you happen to remember anything? Or have a name?

[hissoff]

That's... a strange question to ask someone, isn't it?

[bitterwiththesweet]

Given the circumstances? Only slightly.

[hissoff]

Then maybe the words I was looking for are "personal and invasive".