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[featherduster]

Who: Clover
When: Day 1, baby
Where: Clover carriage

[ QUICK SOMEONE EAT THE FOOD BEFORE IT SPOILS ]

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[featherduster]

[ Some tall jerk barrels out of his own room, apparently having had no issue getting his own door open.

Also, he's hollering. ]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, I've been kidnapped by people who can't afford to keep the power bill on!!!!

[distained]

Power bill?!

[ what sort of nefarious tax is that?!?! ]

[featherduster]

[ He is INCONSOLABLE ]

There's even food in the fridge, it's all gonna spoil now...!!

[hissoff]

[ ... he just managed to get the door open and probably nearly gets barreled over ]

My, my, you're rather... lively for this early in the morning.

[hissoff]

[ he's awake but at what cost.

after all the fussing and yelling dies down he can be found somewhere downstairs on one of the bright pink couches. he took the blankets from his bed with him so now he's just... a bundle of blankets. on the couch. watching everything. most likely watching you. ]

[featherduster]

[ Yes hello nice to meet u watch your head ]

You seem too calm, actually. Maybe it's you who's wrong.

[distained]

The... no, don't worry. I can come up with something to preserve it.

[ he's from a medieval fantasy world don't let him do that... ]

[hissoff]

[ wow good thing he's short and oddly good at dodging incoming blows to his head? ]

Am I? [ hm... ] That recording is rather annoying... if it keeps going like this, it might actually drive me insane.

[featherduster]

Oh. Yeah, about that...

There's probably a conductor or whatever? Maybe we should ask him to lower the volume.

[featherduster]

—You can do that?!

[ failed step one ]

[hissoff]

Maybe we should. [ soft. distant. it's about the most noncommittal reply you can imagine. ] Mmm, if he isn't dead already that is~

[distained]

[ GUESS WHAT

THIS GUY IS BRINGING YOU SOMETHING WARM TO DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[hissoff]

[ HOW DID YOU WARM IT UP actually no he doesnt want to know the answer to that question at all, really ]

.......... what's this?

[distained]

[ maybe he stuck it between his manly glutes for a long time. ]

If I'm to be honest with you, I'm not so sure. I didn't enjoy the idea of handing out strange liquids to us all, but you seem in need of it.

[aimforthestars]

[THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK, someone fell from the second floor to the first, tumbling down the stairs.]

[GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON NIGHT DAY.]

1/2 ]

[hissoff]

[ ........ whew! ]

2/2

[hissoff]

... well, looks like we already have a body on our hands!

[featherduster]

[ RUNNING OVER THERE!!! ]

Hey, hey, hey, watch out for the stairs!!!!

[ He says, when this guy's already flat on the floor... ]

Re: 2/2

[aimforthestars]

...yes. You have a body.

[???????]

[aimforthestars]

...are.






Are they going to eat me or something?!

[featherduster]

Noooo, listen, let's save the morbid predictions for later, ok?

[hissoff]

[ ............ Sir. ]

Did you consider that maybe I don't enjoy the idea of taking strange liquids from strangers?

[featherduster]

I hope not, but maybe roll away from them just to be safe.

[distained]

Of course! That is why I have also prepared this for you, in case you may wish to wash your hands or face or something else instead!

[ PRESENTS: PINK CLOTH FROM SOMETHING. ]

Re: 2/2

[hissoff]

Oh, you're alive. [ hm... ]

You didn't hit your head, did you?