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[featherduster]

Who: Clover
When: Day 1, baby
Where: Clover carriage

[ QUICK SOMEONE EAT THE FOOD BEFORE IT SPOILS ]

Comments

[hissoff]

[ wow good thing he's short and oddly good at dodging incoming blows to his head? ]

Am I? [ hm... ] That recording is rather annoying... if it keeps going like this, it might actually drive me insane.

[featherduster]

Oh. Yeah, about that...

There's probably a conductor or whatever? Maybe we should ask him to lower the volume.

[hissoff]

Maybe we should. [ soft. distant. it's about the most noncommittal reply you can imagine. ] Mmm, if he isn't dead already that is~

[featherduster]

Noooo, listen, let's save the morbid predictions for later, ok?

[hissoff]

Sorry, sorry. I just thought a bit of humor might lighten the mood.

[featherduster]

Didn't work.

Know any knock-knock jokes instead?

[hissoff]

[ hm. ]

Knock knock!

[featherduster]

[ Perking up!! ]

Who's there??

[hissoff]

No one because we're most likely all alone in this dark, possibly haunted, and certainly abandoned train.

[featherduster]

Wow, you're really shitty at this.

[hissoff]

[ hahaha! ]

Well I'm having fun, at least.

[featherduster]

At least one of us is.

[ DEEP SIGH ]

I'm gonna go ahead and eat all this food. Y'want anything?

[hissoff]

Hm... I think I'll wait. I have a sensitive stomach, and eating so soon after waking up in a strange, dark, and cold place does not sound very appealing.