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[featherduster]

Who: Clover
When: Day 1, baby
Where: Clover carriage

[ QUICK SOMEONE EAT THE FOOD BEFORE IT SPOILS ]

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[featherduster]

[ RUNNING OVER THERE!!! ]

Hey, hey, hey, watch out for the stairs!!!!

[ He says, when this guy's already flat on the floor... ]

[aimforthestars]

...are.






Are they going to eat me or something?!

[featherduster]

I hope not, but maybe roll away from them just to be safe.

[aimforthestars]

...

[roll roll roll roll roll roll roll]

[featherduster]

Ok. Good job. You're definitely safe now.

[aimforthestars]

Thank you, kind friend, I am eternally grateful for you assistance.

[featherduster]

Acts of selfless heroism are just what I do!

[ He's offering him a hand up tho ]

[aimforthestars]

[grabbing it!!]

Do you also perform kidnappings?

[featherduster]

[ UP YOU GO ]

Nope, but it looks like I have a budding career in being the victim of kidnappings.

[aimforthestars]

Is that what we're here for?! Kidnapping careers?!

[featherduster]

I dunno, but they better be paying me if so.

[aimforthestars]

...Just don't ask me, I got nothing.

[featherduster]

Don't worry, you don't look very rich.