Event: 4PM-6PM PST run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ you know what fuck it i have a self-contained mobile prison im just gonna weaponize it. RUNS DIRECTLY AT THE SOUND OF SHITTY DADVOICE CUZ I KNOW THERE AINT ANY DADS ON THIS TRAIN ]

MONSTER REACTION

[hot_mess_express]

[ You all take defensive positions, except for -

Naan, who laughs. Itsuki, who runs into the dadblob.

It might just be that it happened at the same time, but both blobs meld together and start to break down, waning - Jusis' father starts to lose his shape, the blob prison starts to stiffen and crumble. But Naan's laughter isn't enough. ]

MONSTER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

[ The area starts to shake as the blobs dig deeper into the earth, growing thicker and thicker in order to start choking out the oxygen - can you laugh if you can't breathe?

The wereblob snarls, taking the first strike at Eliza's familiar. Jusis' father opens his mouth as if to say something, but nothing really comes out - he's fading into the blob that's starting to peel off of Itsuki - but the manblob brandishes his sword anyway, trying to take a final swing at the two of them before he's completely absorbed.

Randy's blob has started to hold him, now. Cradle him, really - as it starts to break him apart, bit by bit, tiny little bits of flesh peeled off from his neck and collarbone and ankle and leg and ear and face and eye to funnel to the rest of its brethren, dinner to eat to fuel their growth and make them stronger. ]

PLAYER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ SHOUTING FROM INSIDE HIS BLOB, ] I DON'T KNOW IF THAT DID ANYTHING BUT IF IT DID SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE TO POINT THIS THING NEXT

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

Left!? 10 o'clock!?

[GO GET RANDY]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

GOT IT

[ daNAAAAA NANANA NANA NA NA NANA NA NANA NAAAAAA rolling blindly at randy then ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

THANK YOU

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

[send help xoxo

actually maybe less on the xoxo but like. yeah.

he's not even struggling anymore, just letting himself be held and torn apart]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ it's cool i am going to smash this ball into your blob also ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

[that will also suck but probably less than staying like this so thanks babe]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ i mean being hit with a katamari won't tear you apart ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[hissoff]

[ ..... um. hears bones breaking, this isn't very funny anymore. ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

[Eliza and her familiar both flinch, the dragon batting back like an oversized cat BAP BAP BAP while Eliza yells over his shoulder]

Bad! Bad slime! Bad blob! Down!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[hissoff]

[ g. ... god bless you Eliza, wheeze laughs

some fucking guy is getting his bones crunched together but you're talking to a blob monster like it's a bad dog and that's the funniest, cutest shit, he loves you ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

[I have one true practical skill and it is yelling at monsters]

I will not be disrespected by a cheap invertebrate knock-off weregoo! Down!!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[hissoff]

[ cups his hands over his mouth ]

That's right! Show them who's boss! Bad dogs need to be punished!! [ he doesn't even know what these things look like ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[saddleclub]

[I'm not a laughing person but maybe a little brief hmph that's like a laugh.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

[STAMPS HER FOOT FOR EMPHASIS]

This is stupid! I did not summon a dragon ten thousand years out of the grave to have him fight a pile of slime! This is not my thesis!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[saddleclub]

Maybe you should have specialized in slime theory.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[saddleclub]

This... Is ridiculous.

MONSTER REACTION

[hot_mess_express]

[ 80H sets the blobs on fire, but they reconstitute. On the other hand, Itsuki katamari'd so now Jusis' dad is attached to him, and so is Randy's blob.

And so is Randy. He's just attached to the katamari ball now.

The werewolf balks, starting to grow smaller and smaller with Naan's laughing - its form cannot hold, it's starting to break apart . . . ]

MONSTER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

[ But, fueled by Randy's fleshbits, the katamari ball grows more powerful. It's expanding further and further, until it starts taking up half the room - it's starting to go above Eliza's ward, and unless you want to be absorbed into the blob mess, you'll probably want to run away to the other side of the room!

Randy is submerged entirely into the blob, his entire body melting into nutrients slowly and excruciatingly; his clothes have nearly completely melted off, by this point.

There's only one direction left to katamari, really. . . The werewolf howls, trying to tackle the familiar and bite at it with its deforming teeth. ]

PLAYER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

[tragically this is not sexy hentai monster clothes melting, because randy's flesh is, also melting,

anyway bye y'all]