Event: 4PM-6PM PST run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

I don't know who that is but I think we might have to fake it since this is very not-funny and I can only keep us quote safe unquote for a very short period of time!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[malignstar]

You're in luck. I'm a champion of fake laughter. And hey, we're already all naked so I don't even have imagine that part.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ SNORTS ]

Is that how fake laughter is done?

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[malignstar]

It's a good place to start!

[ Time to laugh at how fucking screwed they are ]