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Event: 4PM-6PM PST run

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

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L-Laughter... ? This is some... Harry Potter shit...

I don't know who that is but I think we might have to fake it since this is very not-funny and I can only keep us quote safe unquote for a very short period of time!

You're in luck. I'm a champion of fake laughter. And hey, we're already all naked so I don't even have imagine that part.

[ SNORTS ]

Is that how fake laughter is done?

It's a good place to start!

[ Time to laugh at how fucking screwed they are ]

[nods, HM, yes]

Right, blob dressed as Neville's grandma, go.

Oh, h-hey, you got the reference...

Yeah, though full confession, I never finished reading the books.

You aren't missing much. They get a little long by the end. Cool fight scenes though.

I watched the movies! Deathbed confession, what's really the House to sort yourself into?

Oh, I'm obviously a Gryffindor.

It's fun to say I'm Ravenclaw, but...

[in a BIG SECRET WHISPER]

Totally Slytherin.

[ Okay that laugh was genuine ]

I can see it!

Sign me up for Heir of Slytherin, I want that giant snake!

It is a pretty bad ass snake. But I'm kinda partial to a bird made out of fire that bursts into ashes every now and then.

The healing tears would be suuuuper convenient right now.

See, that's what I'm saying!

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