Event: 4PM-6PM PST run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

[on the bright side, his flesh is probably no longer feeding the blobs! if he's! in itsuki's bubble!

on the other hand his screaming is a lot more noticeable when he's not fully submerged in blob

good luck laughing friendos]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ okay well what if i use some of my precious blob-defying magic to heal you from 'melted flesh' to 'bruised flesh', the fact that i'm surrounded by sharp thorns and lashing vines does counteract this somewhat because it is kind of shredding you again. just not as bad. like walking through a blackberry thicket ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

[that's honestly a real-ass improvement and he does in fact stop fucking screaming

it's fine. this is fine.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

[ OH GOOD I HELPED. HYSTERICAL LAUGH OF RELIEF EVEN THO U ARE STILL IN VERY REAL DANGER ]

Okay! Okay okay okay okay this is less than ideal I'll get you out of here as soon as possible just hold on for a bit okay. Okay! Okay okay okay. I'm gonna roll up that last thing because!!! What else is there to do!!!

[ come katamari with me ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[crimeson]

It's-- all good, thanks, it's fine, you fuckin' saved my bacon don't worry--

[hysterical but encouraging, gritting his teeth through the pain.

WE KATAMARI NOW]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

It. It seems like laughter hurts it?? I know this isn't very funny but???