Event: 4PM-6PM PST run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

PLAYER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[saddleclub]

[I will cast my AOE heal spell on all of us while naked and bleeding and crying from half dissolved flesh.]

What weakened it before?

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[dragonblooming]

[ sorry about how i am painful and poisonous to be in close proximity to when i am using power ] Laughter. Laughter weakened it before.

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[crimeson]

Laughing?! Seriously?

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[dragonblooming]

Yes, seriously!

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[malignstar]

L-Laughter... ? This is some... Harry Potter shit...

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[dragonblooming]

I don't know who that is but I think we might have to fake it since this is very not-funny and I can only keep us quote safe unquote for a very short period of time!

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[bowtiedbones]

[nods, HM, yes]

Right, blob dressed as Neville's grandma, go.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[bowtiedbones]

Right. The fake Se— the werewolf one was losing its teeth when it was laughed at.

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[dragonblooming]

Right. We may have to. Fake laugh? This isn't very amusing but??

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[saddleclub]

Truly?

Whatever, if you can laugh, laugh at it. I'll continue healing for as long as my energy holds.

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[malignstar]

[ I WILL TRY TO REMEMBER HOW TO FEEL AGAIN HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Also my poor obliterated wings. ]

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[hissoff]

[ i can hear again but at what cost. it's cold... if he was more in his right mind he'd be more self conscious about not wearing anything, but right now all he feels like doing is clawing the skin and scales from his body so he'll just set about trying to do that ]

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[bowtiedbones]

[pats at his hands, not quite grabbing them, but stop that quit it]

Stop, stop— you'll make it worse.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[hissoff]

[ startles-- ]

... Eliza?

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[saddleclub]

[ACCEPT MY HEALS.]

Ceylon.

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[hissoff]

[ he's stopped picking now so that's a positive.

though as he regains his sense he just. starts. feeling real awkward. ]

Ahaha... I think I lost a few things back there. [ like his mind. and his clothes. ]

[voreaciously]

[i am actually mostly okay with the pain and suffering? but being naked NO. Black fluids begins to seep where she is damaged, healing hover her injuries very foully.] Unbelievable.

[bowtiedbones]

[well at least i'm not the only naked girl]

If we die like this, I'm going to be sooooo pissed.

[voreaciously]

Die...? Die? [Again? In a different body? After having a taste of life? Oh yes, of course, only she could screw that up. But it's funny, it's immensely hilarious, and something cracks as she barks out a laugh.]

MONSTER REACTION & END

[hot_mess_express]

[ You laugh. Whether sincere or not, you do your best to laugh and laugh, and the blobs start to fade and whither - they start to disappear, waning, just a little bit - and then a little more, before a single exit path is left for you.

You can run - most of you can, anyway. Naan and Jusis, though - they're the holes in your laughter barricade, the chinks in your armor.

The blobs start to recede, looking to flee down further into the tunnels - down and away from the path that's opened up to you. In the process of fleeing, however, Jusis and Naan are taken - it's a lightning quick strike to grab their bodies and re-submerge them into the giant blob as it rushes to flee the scene, before it can melt any further.

You've won, but at a cost. ]

NAAN & JUSIS

[hot_mess_express]

[ You find yourself submerged in the darkness. It's cold and hot all at once, the acid melting through your flesh and bones. You're sinking - you can't hear anything, can't see anything. You're alone. You're alone. . .

You wake up the next day, completely healed. Well, you might be missing clothes, though. ]

Re: MONSTER REACTION & END

[dragonblooming]

[ holy shit ]

Re: MONSTER REACTION & END

[malignstar]

What happened to them?

[voreaciously]

[her laughter does not quite stop even after everything is over and settles but she starts to cough, chokes back a sob and swallows it all before heaving, desperate, agonising, and harsh. Air runs down her throat, brief--too brief--distractions from the pain. Her body is covered in a gelatinous black ichor, dripping in thick, slow streams, like honey. She reeks of blood and other things best left alone.] She is still made of poison...honestly. [Well, she is naked, but tries to craft a bodice made of ice to hide her--Elaine's--modesty but wow it's... cold. She hisses slightly as it touches her skin, and it looks rougher than she'd like, but it will do.] Sir?