[Hermit] (
advisories) wrote in
auroraexpress2019-03-29 07:13 pm
The Ninth Trial
Who: everyone
When: Day 18, starting just after dawn
Where: The Hermit's Tent, and all around
[This morning as the sun begins to pour through the train's windows, there's the tremor that signals a Trial.]
Come hither, Heroes. Prove thy worth. Or something like that!
[It's the same older man's voice from the sixth trial, and outside is the same fortune teller's stall. Today the front flap is lifted to show a normal interior -- there's a wooden table, carved with geometric patterns and painted in bright colours, lit by teal-coloured carved candles.
At the table sits a man of indeterminate age, somewhere between 30 and 60. He's wearing what appear to be monk's robes, teal with patterned trimming. In front of him is a crystal ball and a stack of bingo cards, along with a stand-up sign bearing the rules of this Trial.
Across the top in large font, it says:
Icebreaker Bingo
Good luck and have fun!]
When: Day 18, starting just after dawn
Where: The Hermit's Tent, and all around
[This morning as the sun begins to pour through the train's windows, there's the tremor that signals a Trial.]
Come hither, Heroes. Prove thy worth. Or something like that!
[It's the same older man's voice from the sixth trial, and outside is the same fortune teller's stall. Today the front flap is lifted to show a normal interior -- there's a wooden table, carved with geometric patterns and painted in bright colours, lit by teal-coloured carved candles.
At the table sits a man of indeterminate age, somewhere between 30 and 60. He's wearing what appear to be monk's robes, teal with patterned trimming. In front of him is a crystal ball and a stack of bingo cards, along with a stand-up sign bearing the rules of this Trial.
Across the top in large font, it says:
Good luck and have fun!]

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I promise not to tease you for not knowing about that.
[ No one said this promise had to be fucking serious. ]
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[...
but he says he won't tease her about it so there is that.]
Ah, very well, then.
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You gotta complete the whole thing.
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I was going to!
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My mistake.
[ He sounds amused. ]
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Y-yes, well--ah. Share something you like about yourself.
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[ He's pretty confident about this one. ]
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As you say.
[she says it lightly, like sure, crow, totally teasing.]
And humble, too.
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[like, she's suddenly actually curious and wonders if he could do it convincingly]
1/2
[ He considers that for a moment. ]
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I guess... I look okay?
[ He glances at her briefly, then shifts his gaze back away. ]
I mean, I know I'm not as attractive as you are....
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She presses raised palms together as though in prayer and then tilts them slightly in his direction.]
Please. Never do that again.
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Goodness gracious. [when it starts to abate]
The next square, then?
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LOOOOOL you're lucky i left
Oh, have I not?
[she seems surprised.]
HONESTLY I AM
Also, he totally doesn't believe that innocent tone but he won't call her out on it. Yet. ]
You didn't! And I'd hate for you to miss out on a square by accident.
[ "Accident." ]
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Yes, that would be awful.
[she does want to win, after all, but this square...]
Very well.
[she thinks.
and she thinks.
and she thinks.
She starts and stops a couple of times, actually.]
I have never been late--[no, not quite right, she has been too late for some things]--for an appointment.
[YEAH #NAILEDIT]
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oh, wait--he is serious?]
...Not particularly, no.
[she says it slowly, carefully, like she's waiting for him to interject with something.]
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[her voice is polite and a little confused before she comes to some sort of internal acceptance.
That he is obviously mistaken, but lets not dwell.]
I aspire to become a capable sorceress.
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nsfw i'm so sorry
you're not sorry
no, i'm really not
DIDN'T THINK SO
[Bond][nsfw] just getting those tags out of the way
'-'b y they like this
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deep philosophies with crow
he is totes philosophical
fucking socrates of boobs right here
and don't you forget it
what a good talk
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i don't wanna go to wooooork
noooo work is the Worst
it is
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