hot_mess_express ([personal profile] hot_mess_express) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-03-22 08:50 pm

The Eighth Trial

Who: Heroes
When: Day 17, morning
Where: the party zone The Fairy Circle

Come hither, Heroes. Prove thy worth.

Just like always, the train shudders in response to some foreign power. You’ve been here before, haven’t you? You know what will happen when you venture out of the train and into the dark forest beyond in search of some old house, or a tower, or whatever fresh nonsense awaits you.

But there’s no inexplicable new castle or what-have-you. Instead the air outside the train is filled with glittering bubbles floating lazily above what appears to be a collection of large white mushrooms grown in a circle.

Obviously there is no door, and touching any of the bubbles will simply cause them to burst. Should you step into the circle, however….

Foolish heroes, destined to be swallowed by the encroaching malice… can your hearts truly withstand the nightmare that is reality?

Darkness overtakes you.


When you wake up the first thing you may notice is this game has a soundtrack. The music appears to have no discernible source and fills the entire room. ... and what a room it is.

It appears you’ve been transported to some kind of… children’s… birthday party?

At the far end of the room is a large table with a sign above it reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY. It’s a pretty impressive set up with a variety of goodies including noise makers, party hats, disposable plates and cups, and enough sugar to fuel a whole room full of grade schoolers

The biggest and arguably most important party refreshment sits right in the middle of the table, however; a giant bowl of fruit punch. Don’t worry children it’s non-alcoholic. It's also not suspicious at all.


For now, don't worry! Mingle! Eat food! Don't think about all the bad things going on right now!! And don't forget to read the rules near the punch bowl.

RULESEFFECTSQ&ATURN-INWINNERS & ENDGAME
horsejokes: (knock knock)

still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Anyways, some guy’s already sitting at one of the kids tables, a party hat over his eyes as he leans precariously backwards in one of the chairs with his feet propped against the table. He’s just humming along to the music, really. Just hanging out and enjoying himself. No big. ]
desirestruth: (And fell into Hell)

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-03-23 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[I have this incredibly strong sense of Deja Vu.]

Hello?
horsejokes: (that's the joke)

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe we're stuck in a never ending timeloop doomed to repeat our mistakes and failures until the day the universe ends

or maybe not ]

Sup. [ still not even moving the hat from his eyes ]
desirestruth: (Default)

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-03-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Who...are you?

[THIS IS A SMALL TRAIN AND I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU BEFORE also you're gonna fall and die...!]
horsejokes: (who's there)

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ what kind of world do you come from that people die from falling backwards in chairs?? ]

Is that your first question? Booo~ring. Take a wild guess.
desirestruth: (Have you forgiven me?)

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-03-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Ones where she has big grandma energy.

But Naeva stares at him for a very long while.]


You're one of the Prince's friends, aren't you?

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nihilmancy: (Neutral 2)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-03-23 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Squinting suspiciously at the man.]

...You are not one of the passengers.
horsejokes: (that's the joke)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good job! [ claps half-assedly ] Nothing gets past you lot.

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-03-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
We're very perceptive.
horsejokes: (who's there)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that's just what you can expect from Heroes.

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-03-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're not going to do anything gruesome to us, are you?

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malignstar: https://www.plurk.com/kabukimono (we call them cool)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] malignstar 2019-03-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Going to fall like that.
horsejokes: (knock knock)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not likely.
malignstar: https://www.plurk.com/kaotome (i know the breakdown)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] malignstar 2019-03-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Got some sort of trick to it?
horsejokes: (neigh motherfuckers)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-24 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I've always got a couple of tricks~ But mostly I'm just pretty good at extreme chair balancing.
malignstar: https://www.plurk.com/sakurapetal (shimmer and shine)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] malignstar 2019-03-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's quite a niche talent.

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horsejokes: (that's the joke)

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yello. [ super casual, super barely paying any attention to her ]
bowtiedbones: (3)

[personal profile] bowtiedbones 2019-03-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Is this your birthday?
horsejokes: (anyways i'm dead inside now)

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
It could be. Why not?
bowtiedbones: (19)

[personal profile] bowtiedbones 2019-03-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
If it is, Happy Birthday!

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wontforbidtherain: A side-view drawing of a bony dark-haired white woman looking down; folds in her neck suggest gills. (Default)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] wontforbidtherain 2019-03-24 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you?
horsejokes: (photoshop broke me)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a unicorn, can't you see? [ adjusts the unicorn party hat on his head to make a horn ]

Neigh.
wontforbidtherain: A side-view drawing of a bony dark-haired white woman looking down; folds in her neck suggest gills. (Default)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] wontforbidtherain 2019-03-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
A very human-shaped unicorn.

[is that a joke or not?]
horsejokes: (that's the joke)

Re: still not suspicious

[personal profile] horsejokes 2019-03-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ is it ]

On all levels except physical, I am a unicorn.

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