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[hot_mess_express]

Who: You
When: Day 52, morning
Where: Anywhere

[Of course there's still the flowers that, when stepped on, enhance or dull a sense, and there are still some chocolates in the lounge if you missed them or want more.

But this morning dawns with an infestation of bats.

That is, tiny tiny clockwork bats that get in your hair and coffee and make tiny tiny clockwork bat screeches.

Should you encounter a clockwork bat, and they're pretty hard to dodge, the next person you talk to will... Well, see one of your memories.

Otherwise it seems like a pretty typical morning, and the bats will be gone by afternoon.]

Comments

[voreaciously]

You need to speak to more people.

[schrodingerscockroach]

I think you need to speak to more people. How in the world can you think you're not that smart?

Just being a good doctor puts you up there and that's without everything else including excellent magic user.

[voreaciously]

I am technically not a licensed physician.

[schrodingerscockroach]

Licenses don't magically dump the knowledge into your head.

[voreaciously]

My point is I am not a doctor.

[she just acts in that capacity whenever anyone needs it]

[schrodingerscockroach]

You still performed several highly invasive surgeries and we didn't die.

My point is you're as smart as one. Or do you want to tell me about the swathes of medical procedures that are impossible for you?

[voreaciously]

[on the one hand, waste of time, they'd be here all day.

on the other hand, waste of time, maybe he'd get sick of her and leave.

...

no he'd be too fucking stubborn to do that, damn him.)

Hardly necessary, thereis simply much I cannot do, let us leave it at that.

[schrodingerscockroach]

Then what is your 'limited' medical expertise?

[voreaciously]

...I cannot do brain surgery.

[



yeah.]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Gosh.

Not a brain surgeon.

Wow, clearly that's proof you're not a genius.

[There is so much deadpan sarcasm.]

[voreaciously]

Terribly disappointing, truly.

[schrodingerscockroach]

80H.

You saying you're not that smart is possibly the craziest thing I've heard. Ever. Of all time.

[voreaciously]

No, it is not.

[you hung out with some crazy af people ok]

[schrodingerscockroach]

You have seen the crazy people I know and we have done batshit things.

Yes. It is. [HE KNOWS AND DOUBLES DOWN.]

[voreaciously]

Doubtful.

[schrodingerscockroach]

With how crazy our lives were? Everything had a chance to be true.

Makes no goddamn sense downloading a picture would drain a ship's engine, but for some reason, it did. Probably a repeating process in the local system.

[His gaze softens.] Its sad if you truly can't see how brilliant you are.