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[hot_mess_express]

Who: You
When: Day 52, morning
Where: Anywhere

[Of course there's still the flowers that, when stepped on, enhance or dull a sense, and there are still some chocolates in the lounge if you missed them or want more.

But this morning dawns with an infestation of bats.

That is, tiny tiny clockwork bats that get in your hair and coffee and make tiny tiny clockwork bat screeches.

Should you encounter a clockwork bat, and they're pretty hard to dodge, the next person you talk to will... Well, see one of your memories.

Otherwise it seems like a pretty typical morning, and the bats will be gone by afternoon.]

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[bad_crowmance]

[ This is the utterly shameless expression of a guy who is late with his library returns as well. ]

Hey, I paid him back! ....Eventually. You saw it right there.

[voreaciously]

[She points an accusatory finger.]

You did not deny it! Oh, you are the worst sort! The worst.

[LIBRARY CRIMES!]

How much was that coin even worth? What even kept you?

[it's a coin, seriously, like idk maybe their denominations are different but why does it take you so long to pay someone back THAT MUCH.]

[bad_crowmance]

I return library books when I'm done with them.

[ ....Or when he's moving and needs to get rid of things. ]

Anyway, the coin's worth fifty mira.

[ He's not saying how much fifty mira is worth but she can probably work out it's not a lot. ]

Can't say I remember the details of what kept me, but the point is that I got there eventually.

[ The great part is he remembers why he owed it in the first place. ]

[voreaciously]

No! There is a system in place! You cannot simply go about disrupting the proper order of things, just because. [she says to the terrorist.] This is useless.

[Crow is gonna Crow, after all. But this is still bad!! B(]

Yes, congratulations, you managed to scrape by doing the bare minimum. Would you like a cake?

[bad_crowmance]

It's more of a suggestion than anything else.

[ What do you expect from a literal terrorist, 80H? ]

And yes actually, I'd love some cake. Especially if it's cheesecake.

[ He absolutely means the double entendre. ]

[voreaciously]

Incorrigible. Absolutely incorrigible.

[Why! Are! You! Like! This!]

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow laughs like the jerkbird he is. ]

And yet you keep coming back for more!

[voreaciously]

...I must re-evaluate my proclivities for masochism. I do not recall them being so high.

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow lets out an amused snort, crossing his arms over his chest. ]

Oh really? Could've fooled me.

[voreaciously]

[WOW! WOW?]

I do not want to hear that from you, of all people!

[she steps on you like all the time!]

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow just laughs harder. ]

That's your defense? "I know you are, but what am I"?

[voreaciously]

You are far more masochistic than me!

[bad_crowmance]

That's debatable.

[voreaciously]

No. Not even remotely.

[bad_crowmance]

Wanna bet?

[voreaciously]

Name your terms.

[She is not going to suffer this.]