The Nineteenth Trial

[hot_mess_express]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 43, evening
Where: The Mermaid's Beach

Come on, come on heroes...! Come hither!

[ There's a playful giggle and the sound of splashing as the Mermaid's beach appears in the clearing. ]

Let's play a game...!

Comments

[time5kip]

[ He's terrible at this so it's not going to take a whole lot of effort, he barely has any idea what to do and it's clear he's going through the motion for the point only ]

Good to hear you've been spending your time in such a productive way.

[malignstar]

Well, you got to find ways to keep yourself busy here.

[time5kip]

My plan was to just get drunk during down time, but that works just as well.

[malignstar]

Sounds expensive here. You'll have to do a lot of bonding to afford it.

[time5kip]

Maybe I'll propose a shared alcohol fund. It's not that hard to get piss drunk at thirteen, so that makes it cheaper.

[malignstar]

I don't know how Eliza would feel about me contributing to minor delinquency.

[time5kip]

I'm pretty sure you should have questioned the strangling proposal first if that was a worry.

[malignstar]

I wasn't an accessory yet.

[time5kip]

Fair enough.

I could beg you for sparks to get drunk and get a square out of it, but that's too low even for the sake of this game. But if it puts your mind at ease, I'm not actually thirteen.

[malignstar]

Now, I'm just confused.

[time5kip]

My body and consciousness' age don't match. Simple enough to understand. I've decided to get that out of the way as fast as possible, you know. To avoid people treating me like a goddamn baby.

[malignstar]

Something preventing you from aging?

[time5kip]

I haven't had the chance to test whether I can age again or not, actually.

But no, I traveled through time and had to project my consciousness to a quantum version of myself that exists across all possible timelines. I got the calculations wrong and this happened.

[malignstar]

... you know, I think I need a drink now.

[time5kip]

I can tell you a joke and we can split the costs for the bottle.

[malignstar]

Fair enough.

BOND

[time5kip]

For the record. I do better with with sarcasm.

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

Re: BOND

[malignstar]

Don't know. What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

[time5kip]

Grains.

[malignstar]

That was so bad!

[time5kip]

Still gets the sparks. And one more task completed.

[malignstar]

I want to do one, I want to do one! What did they say about the vampire who became a poet?

[time5kip]

That he had a very romantic soul? Surprise me.

[malignstar]

He went from bat to verse.

[time5kip]

And you said mine was bad.