EVENT: ~*~Heat Wave~*~

[trainmasters]

Who: Heroes! Old ones, new ones...!
When: Day 42, afternoon
Where: Around the train

[ Good news, everyone! Those pesky cicadas are gone at last! You might have even had a chance to relax, except....

Except for the heat wave.

It's like the worst parts of the last dregs of summer come to torture you with excrutiating heat. It's heat so bad you could swear that you've started melting yourself the second you step outside. It's terrible. At least with the cold you can add more layers on, how are you supposed to deal with heat?? You can't just walk around naked??

(That's not a suggestion.)

Here's the thing about the heat, though: It's bad enough that it's causing mirages-- mirages of people you may even recognize, people who are lost in the dark. People who will try to lead you into danger, people who don't want what's best for you after all....

That aside, you may or may not have noticed that there's some new teammates on the train! The notification appears cheerfully on everyone's Chains:

WELCOME NEW HEROES

And you may find yourself wearing a label you can't seem to remove until you've spoken to at least one other person: "Hi, I'm ______! Talk to me about ______!"

There's a mischievous giggle in the wind that you may recognize as the same one that ran the plants and secrets game. ]

[[ NOTES: You're welcome to make team posts if you like, or intro directly into this mingle if you haven't already. Until next month's placements, the heat wave will persist. Characters stand the risk of seeing castmates not in the game until that point, mirages from the heat. Enjoy! ]]

Comments

[daydreamshimmer]

So that's her name.

Pretty sure it's not an impression. Made it real clear where her priorities were. Could be wrong on the eating, not wrong on the corn chip.

And what's his name?

[bad_crowmance]

Nah, Naeva's a brat but she does care about people. And she definitely doesn't eat 'em.

[ She drinks her boytoy's blood but somehow that doesn't feel like the right thing to say right now. ]

The guy on Ginger? His name's Rean.

[daydreamshimmer]

[It would be a terrible thing to say right now. Especially when Sunset scoffs in disbelief.]

Uh huh, yeah. Sure. Real caring. I'll believe it when I see it and I seriously doubt I'm ever going to see it. At the very least if you're going to demand something of someone, you should at least let them pursue something important to them, not tell them to forget it because it might be a little hard. There's being selfish and then there's being cruel.

I guess I can at least talk to him. I can't just read the entire library the whole time I'm here.

[bad_crowmance]

I'll... leave that to you two to figure out.

[ As a general policy, Crow doesn't get involved in a fight between two women, especially when one of them could probably kick his ass. And it's not the small amber-yellow one in front of him. ]

You could, but that depends on your taste in books. You'd probably end up bored sooner or later either way.

[daydreamshimmer]

[Not right now she can't.]

[But with humans who know how to channel magic out of a human body, well....]

[Still, venting a little did help some of her nerves. Feeling less on the edge of a panic attack.]

Research is something I jump to, so I can probably read a while.

[bad_crowmance]

Well, I more meant that I'm pretty sure a decent chunk of the books in there are romance. So unless you wanna look into human mating rituals....

[ Crow shrugs. ]

[daydreamshimmer]

[The look of horror on her face]

Why are there so many romances on an interdimensional train?

[bad_crowmance]

Wait until you meet the prince, it'll all become clear.

[daydreamshimmer]

Doesn't he have better things to be doing?!

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah but you can blame the guy for having a little fun.

[ He winks at Sunset. ]

[daydreamshimmer]

Then he can keep the romances to himself!

[bad_crowmance]

You don't have to read them if you don't want. It's at least pretty obvious to figure 'em out by the cover-- most romances have scantily-clad people clinging dramatically to each other.

[daydreamshimmer]

Scantily-clad?

[Listen, when your race defaults to naked, all clothes is over dressed.]

[bad_crowmance]

Okay, you see what I'm wearing right now?

[ He gestures at his clothing. ]

This is a pretty normal amount of clothes when it's unbearably hot like it is right now. Scantily-clad is like... [ He gesture from about his waist to barely below his butt. ] ...about this much. With some strips of fabric over the chest as well if the person's a lady. Maybe a little more, but only if the fabric's sheer and those are the areas getting fully covered.

[daydreamshimmer]

Ah. Dramatically dressed then.

....why do only women have fabric over their chests?

[bad_crowmance]

Societal rules. Most human cultures-- at least the ones where I come from-- think women's breasts are scandalous and need to be kept covered unless she's feeding a baby or.... participating in mating rituals.

[ Crow is not up for explaining sex to a non-human, even if she does look like she's in her late teens. ]

[daydreamshimmer]

So you cover up even though you're hot and clothing would just be inconvenient?

Thus rendering one of the advantages of not having fur moot.

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah but if you try to walk around without covering up those two areas I mentioned, you're gonna get a lot of scandalized reactions. People turning bright red and stammering, the nice ones trying to cover you up once they get over the shock... Trust me, it'll go easier for you if you just keep the clothes on.

[daydreamshimmer]

They do realize they've seen a naked human body before, right?

The clothes don't even have embroidery or anything. Could at least have them be fun.

[bad_crowmance]

You can buy more clothes once you get sparks. Stuff more to your taste. My outfit's not standard gear-- I can't stand anything they gave my team.

[ He's a vain bird, okay. ]

And yeah, most of 'em have seen naked human bodies before but that's usually in intimate settings. And some of 'em have only seen one type or the other. See, me? I'd be fine if everyone wanted to walk around naked. But there's definitely other people who'd get really flustered.

[daydreamshimmer]

They also see their own naked body everyday. [Dryly.]

Honestly forcibly bonding with people seems most flustering then a lack of clothes, but apparently people are just doing that willy nilly.

[bad_crowmance]

You can choose not to do that if you want to, you're just kinda screwing over all of existence.

[ So you know. It's your call. ]

[daydreamshimmer]

[Looking away, arms wrapping around herself.]

You can't lie to magic about bonds.

[bad_crowmance]

I haven't lied to you once this entire conversation.

[daydreamshimmer]

I never said you did. I said you can't lie to magic about bonds.

Just going through the motions of a 'bonding' experience doesn't mean anything if it's not actually bonding people.