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[howlsitgoin]

Who: Hazel
When: Day 1, morning
Where: Hazel carriage

[Well this doesn't look great. But hey, if we all succumb to nature our carriage is already in style!

So how are we handling all this?]

Comments

[agoodnoe]

Yes, certainly! It could be a uniting theme!

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ He's so enthusiastic about everything. ]

Okay! Well... what should my other name be?

[agoodnoe]

[ What is there not to be excited about?? ]

Perhaps... if a maple may also be thought of as a color, then the other half of your name should be a flower. Peony? Rose? Zinnia? Amaryllis? Dahlia? Dianthus? Freesia?

[ Why does he even know these flower names. ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ THAT IS IN FACT, A LOT OF FLOWER NAMES. ] That's a lot... [ uhhhh she only recognizes... the peony... But she's not sure she likes the way "Maple" sounds with it. ] What do Dahlias and Zinnias look like?

[agoodnoe]

They're both puffy kind of flowers... they're very cute though!

[dragonheartedgirl]

I see. ... In that case, you can call me Dahlia Maple.

[agoodnoe]

I am glad to be able to now exchange names, Miss Dahlia Maple.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ It still feels kind of weird, but--at least she has a name now. ]

The feeling is mutual, Lavender Magnolia.

[agoodnoe]

With that settled, we should go explore the rest of the train.

[dragonheartedgirl]

"Train?" Is that what this thing is?

[agoodnoe]

Yes, I believe so. It certainly looked to be one when I checked the outer doors.

[dragonheartedgirl]

I see.... I thought perhaps it was just a very long carriage, though I have yet to see any signs of horses pulling it.

[agoodnoe]

Oh, perhaps there are horses further up! I did not smell any though.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Smell? Do horses smell?

[agoodnoe]

Well, the horses themselves do, but I suppose the stronger scent instead comes from around them.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ From around them? ]

I don't get it. Do you mean their poop?

[agoodnoe]

Yes, the urine as well.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ grrooooossssssss ]

Was it necessary to mention such things?

[agoodnoe]

You mentioned the feces first.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Only because you talked about the area around them stinking first!

[ children plz ]

[agoodnoe]

I had been trying to be subtle!

[ No one is here to stop them. ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ welp this is just how it's gonna be then ]

Well, you shouldn't have mentioned it at all. Of course I was going to try to clarify!

[agoodnoe]

I was expecting you to understand the implication and leave it unsaid!

[dragonheartedgirl]

Well, you shouldn't have such high expectations of near-total strangers!

[agoodnoe]

It's basic decency!