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[howlsitgoin]

Who: Hazel
When: Day 1, morning
Where: Hazel carriage

[Well this doesn't look great. But hey, if we all succumb to nature our carriage is already in style!

So how are we handling all this?]

Comments

[dragonheartedgirl]

Only because you talked about the area around them stinking first!

[ children plz ]

[agoodnoe]

I had been trying to be subtle!

[ No one is here to stop them. ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ welp this is just how it's gonna be then ]

Well, you shouldn't have mentioned it at all. Of course I was going to try to clarify!

[agoodnoe]

I was expecting you to understand the implication and leave it unsaid!

[dragonheartedgirl]

Well, you shouldn't have such high expectations of near-total strangers!

[agoodnoe]

It's basic decency!

[dragonheartedgirl]

It's counter to common sense!

[agoodnoe]

It would be rude to think poorly of someone I had just met!

[dragonheartedgirl]

Who said anything about thinking poorly of someone!?

[agoodnoe]

That's implied too!!

[dragonheartedgirl]

No, it--

[ okay wait she actually argued something she didn't mean to a few comments back there.

LET'S START A NEW ARGUMENT ]

It's only common decency to not imply things that might lead someone to say something uncouth, whether or not you thought that they would understand well enough to avoid it!

[agoodnoe]

But horses smelling is the truth...

[dragonheartedgirl]

Horses are cute, so it's fine if they smell.

[ we've officially jumped the shark ]

[agoodnoe]

[ Excuse me that makes no sense. ]

... No, they still smell.

[dragonheartedgirl]

They're cute!

[agoodnoe]

Not very...

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ what kind of monster doesn't think a horse is cute ]

So then what animal do you think is cute?

[agoodnoe]

A cat.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Cats are cute too, but horses are cuter.

[ pause ]

Squirrels, too.