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[howlsitgoin]

Who: Hazel
When: Day 1, morning
Where: Hazel carriage

[Well this doesn't look great. But hey, if we all succumb to nature our carriage is already in style!

So how are we handling all this?]

Comments

[corny]

[ that depends... ] Why am I dressed like a white boy from Williamsburg? [ first things first. ]

[agoodnoe]

[ Wandering out of his room, head perking up when he hears another voice. ]

[ And then actually looking the man over as he processes the words he just said. ]

Did you not pick those clothes yourself?

[corny]

Hell no.

[ he looks at noe like he's totally nuts. there's no way he'd pick these and he tugs at them with a little frown - before noticing he's wearing the same thing. this just went from bad to worse, cool cool. ]

You're gonna tell me you did?

[agoodnoe]

[ He follows his gaze down to his own clothes and- oh! Matching! ]

[ ... How curious! ]

I do not recall.

[howlsitgoin]

A what? From where?

[He supposes the flannel pyjamas are kind of stupid but the rest of it is lost on him.]

[corny]

Hipsters, man. I'm talking about hipsters.

[ which this guy is definitely... one of. so ok nevermind. ]

[howlsitgoin]

I have no idea what that is.

[Alas, for a wolf-eared guy from a fantasy world, "hipster" just wounds like gibberish.]

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ by continuing to make direct eye contact with whoever looks at him with the hopes that someone here knows what's going on and is going to say something before he has to make himself seem vulnerable. ]

...

Well?

[agoodnoe]

[ This guy was just trying to leave his room, but when he catches eye contact with someone else giving him Hinting Eyes he responds in the most sensible way he can. ]

... Hello!

[heavenlyvisitor]

...

...

Hello.

[agoodnoe]

Are you waiting for something?

[howlsitgoin]

Well what?

[Enjoy being snapped at by a grouchy wolf-man. It's a great way to start your day!]

[heavenlyvisitor]

Ah. You seem like the leader-type.

Where do we go from here, Leader?

[howlsitgoin]

What? Don't just make me the leader out of nowhere!

[He doesn't even know who he is, man!]

[corny]

[ luke lifts his eyebrows. uhhhhh ]

If I knew anything, you think I'd be sitting here getting mean-mugged? Come on, man.

[heavenlyvisitor]

...

I don't think it's likely that you were mugged. You look fine.

[howlsitgoin]

[A lot of things are confusing right now but perhaps the most confusing for Éclair is that everyone else in this room is lacking... certain features. What kind of animals are you??? He doesn't remember anything but he is pretty sure this is weird.

But maybe it's weirder to everyone else that this guy has coppery wolf ears/tail -- the latter halfway to flattening, broadcasting discomfort.]

What in the world is going on here?

[agoodnoe]

[ Sir I've never met you before but I want to pet you. ]

It would seem no one knows.

[howlsitgoin]

Yeah, well, someone has to. Like maybe this guy on the intercom.

[How many times are they going to have to hear this recording before someone blows a gasket?]

[agoodnoe]

Then perhaps we should try to find him so we may ask him directly.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ How is she doing you ask?


Well


she's struggling to open the door of her room on her own. It's so heavy????? POUNDING ON IT, ]

LET ME OUT!

[agoodnoe]

[ Someone has ridiculous vampire strength and is opening the door with ease, startled by the sound. ]

Are you alright in here?

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ goes from banging on the door to


accidentally hitting his chest, I guess, before swiftly back-peddling while also pulling her blankets tighter around her body.



someone's still in just her underwear underneath that. oops. ]

Who are you!?

[howlsitgoin]

Quit yelling! Jeez!

[Noe's got the door so Eclair's just gonna grouch from down the hall.]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ well, now that Eclair has been so kind as to open the door, she can more loudly shout back, ]

NO!

[ YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

--OR MY DAD!

AND PROBABLY NOT MY OLDER OBNOXIOUS BROTHER, EITHER! ]