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Who: Hazel
When: Day 1, morning
Where: Hazel carriage

[Well this doesn't look great. But hey, if we all succumb to nature our carriage is already in style!

So how are we handling all this?]

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"Train?" Is that what this thing is?

Yes, I believe so. It certainly looked to be one when I checked the outer doors.

I see.... I thought perhaps it was just a very long carriage, though I have yet to see any signs of horses pulling it.

Oh, perhaps there are horses further up! I did not smell any though.

Smell? Do horses smell?

Well, the horses themselves do, but I suppose the stronger scent instead comes from around them.

[ From around them? ]

I don't get it. Do you mean their poop?

Yes, the urine as well.

[ grrooooossssssss ]

Was it necessary to mention such things?

You mentioned the feces first.

Only because you talked about the area around them stinking first!

[ children plz ]

I had been trying to be subtle!

[ No one is here to stop them. ]

[ welp this is just how it's gonna be then ]

Well, you shouldn't have mentioned it at all. Of course I was going to try to clarify!

I was expecting you to understand the implication and leave it unsaid!

Well, you shouldn't have such high expectations of near-total strangers!

It's basic decency!

It's counter to common sense!

It would be rude to think poorly of someone I had just met!

Who said anything about thinking poorly of someone!?

That's implied too!!

No, it--

[ okay wait she actually argued something she didn't mean to a few comments back there.

LET'S START A NEW ARGUMENT ]

It's only common decency to not imply things that might lead someone to say something uncouth, whether or not you thought that they would understand well enough to avoid it!

But horses smelling is the truth...

Horses are cute, so it's fine if they smell.

[ we've officially jumped the shark ]

[ Excuse me that makes no sense. ]

... No, they still smell.

They're cute!