Train Meeting

[awakenerd]

Who: You
When: Day 23 morning
Where: The Lounge

[So you've all been invited via Chain to an "Informal Train-wide Meeting". Rean has a few things to say and then the rest of the post can be discussing things among each other really.]

Comments

[desirestruth]

[We shall assume this is after they've both been murdered by their husbands, here.]

Hey, Crow. Got a couple minutes?

[bad_crowmance]

[ At least Crow's destruction was in the privacy of his own room. ]

Sure, what's up?

[desirestruth]

[It's only been a day, give rean time.]

I need a favor, but it'll take a little explaining.

[bad_crowmance]

....Well, now you've got my interest. Shoot.

[desirestruth]

Well, we came upon the idea of holding a festival, with a feast made using vegetables grown in the garden car. Randy thinks 80H is probably the best cook we could ask for the feast, but she's...unlikely to want to speak to either him or I.

But you get along with most people, and she's hot as hell, so we were hoping you might go convince her?

[bad_crowmance]

[ Oh, this is hilarious.

He manages to keep a completely straight face, doesn't even crack a little as he listens to her request. ]

Well, I can't guarantee she'll listen but I'm always willing to try talking to a hot lady.

[desirestruth]

I had a feeling you might be.

[Well, that was easy. And he didn't even make fun of her, everything's coming up Naevas.]

[bad_crowmance]

And so's Lucien, judging by that conversation you two were having earlier~

[desirestruth]

WHAT.

[WHY.]

[bad_crowmance]

I saw you two together, flirting so wantonly. I didn't know you had it in you!

[desirestruth]

I usually don't, it just comes naturally around him!

[Hey, sound familiar, Crow? But she's giving him a flat look.]

You really have time to tease me when you're this hard up?

[SHE CAN SMELL THE BLUE BALLS.]

[bad_crowmance]

Do you really want to talk about my sex life, Naeva? Because I can tell you aaaaaaall about it.

[desirestruth]

Crow, my sense of smell is a hundred times greater than a human, I know Rean didn't.

[Please don't make her elaborate on what she can smell.]

[bad_crowmance]

That doesn't mean I don't have plenty of other material to pull from, Naeva, don't test me.

[desirestruth]

So tetchy...

[Huffing, a little.] Didn't I just offer you an outlet?

[bad_crowmance]

Assuming she's interested.

[ He fucking knows she is but he's not gonna out her. ]

Anyway, seriously... why's that something you can smell?

[desirestruth]

I have faith in your ability to make it work.

[Aw, that's almost a compliment.]

...Crow, I don't know how to tell you this, but the human body starts doing all kinds of things when it's aroused, and those all give off scent.

[bad_crowmance]

So you know I've gotten laid every day since I got here?

[ He knows she fucking doesn't have a precise idea because she doesn't know he's been banging 80H, but the point is revenge. ]

[desirestruth]

Every day since I got my senses back.

[80H's scent is weird and doesn't pick up well, and also she doesn't want to know, Crow.]

It's not really any of my business, is it? I know you're not going to go back on your word, and I don't really care who else you fuck.

[bad_crowmance]

Ugh!

[ He knows she's won but he doesn't like admitting it. ]

Just.... go pin your boytoy against a wall or something, I'm out of here.

[desirestruth]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crow she told you she had a strong sense of smell this isn't her fault.]