BOND

[voreaciously]

Who: You guys
When: Day 48, early afternoon
Where: The lounge




Jasmine car

[80H is baking very, very early morning, but she will have breakfast ready on time when it comes time for it. Still Jasmine's kitchen manages to be covered in a lot of cakes, even with its considerable counter space.]


The Lounge

[80H has summarily taken over a part of the lounge. It smells absolutely heavenly, an aroma of fresh-baked sweets hanging in the air. She's rearranged some of the furniture and created some of her own out of beautiful especially crystalline ice.

There are neatly cut sandwiches, coffee (yes, five, it is good), and tea upon a table.

But there are several smaller round tables with various implements. Icing bags, toppings, flowers, chocolate, fruit, nuts and the like. But the tools are oddly blue and crystalline, slightly cool to the touch, but easy to handle.

To anyone that enters, she makes this announcement.]

I dare you to decorate at least one cake. Do one with your team, do one with your friends, do one with perfect strangers, I do not care. Please help yourself to as many as you like, but do be mindful of waste.

[The cakes are on another table. There are a few smaller ones and larger ones, naked and moist. There are also many, many cupcakes. Easier to eat and finish.]

Comments

[bad_crowmance]

[ After a bit of time, a figure starts to emerge from his efforts. On the one hand-- it's very well done, perhaps not entirely realistic but a reasonably well done given the materials he's using. On the other hand, it's definitely a lewd drawing of a lady.

So make of that what you will. ]

[voreaciously]

...

[she suddenly cares less about interrupting.]

Crow-han.

[bad_crowmance]

[ He doesn't look up or answer until he finishes the section that he's working on, then he flashes a grin at her. ]

Hey, what's up?

[voreaciously]

What are you doing.

[not said like a question because she knows but seriously.

the fact that he's so into it is worse. WHY THIS]

[bad_crowmance]

Decorating the cake!

[ Obviously? ]

[voreaciously]

Oh, is that all.

[Super Polite.]

Far be it from me to keep you.

[bad_crowmance]

Of course, don't worry about it.

[ And then he's back to concentrating on his lewd artwork. ]

[voreaciously]

[gdit, she's curious despite herself so she's just going to watch.]

I do not know what I expected. Honestly.

[bad_crowmance]

It's art!

[ He knows exactly what she means. ]

[voreaciously]

It is something, that is for certain.

[bad_crowmance]

[ Is it better or worse that there's some degree of actual artistic skill here? ]

I always enjoy a good opportunity to get more sparks. Especially when it's this fun!

[voreaciously]

[Both.

Because she's interested, but also

why are you like this.]

I am undecided how I feel about your enjoyment.

[She is probably teasing, not that it matters, because Crow is going to Crow.]

You really enjoy breasts.

[bad_crowmance]

That's because breasts are the best.

[ He says this without missing a beat. ]

[voreaciously]

Hmm, debatable.

[bad_crowmance]

Name five things better than breasts. --That I would be able to agree with.

[voreaciously]

T-that's very lewd, Crow-han!

[why this]

[bad_crowmance]

Would I ever be lewd?

[ Yes. ]

1/2

[voreaciously]

[Stares at him.

Stares at the cake.

Stares back at him.]

2/2

[voreaciously]

[But now she's thinking about it, with a small blush, but she is considering it.

See, the issue here really isn't that 80H dislikes breasts. She dislikes her breasts. It's different. But she's here now and so, well.]

Legs, lips, the...behind, hair, charm.

[bad_crowmance]

[ He smiles "innocently" when she glances between him and the cake, but the smile drops all pretense of innocence at her list. ]

Not gonna lie, that's a pretty great list.

[voreaciously]

[She looks prepared to defend her choices but he says it's great so that's unexpected wind out of her sails.]

It is! That is correct!

[God, she misses women, but Morin and Khuur are probably off the table for a while while Morin's pissed at her.]

[bad_crowmance]

[ Maybe she'll get really lucky some day and Crow will get temporarily sex swapped. ]

Breasts still get my number one spot but those are all excellent contenders.

[voreaciously]

[hope crow wouldn't mind being very busy, in that case.]

Breasts are...fine, I suppose. Sometimes very good? [she has to think about this a lot. the only person she's been with who's been really stacked is Morin Khuur.]

They are all valid, though. I must admit that I have only had the pleasure of pleasing larger ones on very limited occasions, so the appeal is a little lost on me, perhaps.

[NSFW Conversation]

[bad_crowmance]

All breasts are great! Admittedly, I lean more towards the bigger ones because I think they're more fun, but the smaller ones definitely have their own appeal too.

[dumb nsfw conversation]

[voreaciously]

[Briefly she just


looks down at her own and whispers.]

...Are they really?