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[desirestruth]

Who: The Glitter Criminal
When: Day 42, Morning
Where: The Jackal Express

[Hey, Aurora. Do you hear that? A slight whining noise, barely audible over the noises of the train itself?

Well, early in the morning of day 42, that whine becomes a loud POP.

And now all the public cars and all of Senna is literally covered in glitter. Glitter rains from the vents. Shoots out from under seats. Glitter big enough to come in funny shapes. Tiny iridescent glitter that you're never going to get out of your clothes coats the windows, making the scenery glimmer. Glitter everywhere in every shape, size and color.]

Comments

[fuckyew]

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Noon WAS going to visit the garden but. WELL.]

[bowtiedbones]

It's in here too!?

[fuckyew]

IS THERE MORE OF THIS?

[bowtiedbones]

It's everywhere.

[fuckyew]

This is hell. It's hell. We're gonna die like this.

[bowtiedbones]

We'll be like desert mummies but glittery.

[fuckyew]

...you don't think we have to clean up this mess, do you?

[bowtiedbones]

Dusk and I did some cleaning in the kitchen, but I hope not. We would need like a dozen Shop-Vacs!

[fuckyew]

A what.

[bowtiedbones]

A vacuum cleaner!

[desirestruth]

There's no end to it...

[SHE'S STUCK IN A PILE OF IT

HELP]

[fuckyew]

Ah.

[H/o he's gonna make his way over there and lift her up hup]

[desirestruth]

Thank you...

[she's been awake like 15 minutes and she wants to go back to bed already?]

[fuckyew]

You're not as heavy as I expected.

[schrodingerscockroach]

You too, huh?

[Just coated in glitter.]

[fuckyew]

Did I die and go to hell?

[schrodingerscockroach]

Nope.

Pretty sure hell would be cleaner.

[fuckyew]

Ugggggggggh...

[don't mind him as he starts working on...scooping up glitter. for some reason, he feels the urge to clean.]

[schrodingerscockroach]

I've ordered a vacuum if you want to get it on the floor to get it up easier.

[fuckyew]

A what.

[schrodingerscockroach]

A cleaning machine that picks up small bits of debris.