The Seventeeth Trial

[catcophonous]

Who: trialgoers
When: Day 39, evening
Where: The Cat's Zone

[Have you enjoyed your day playing in your new train cars? Great! Because now it's Trial Time.

With the usual alert, the Cat's bar appears in the clearing. There's no "come hither" -- instead, just the pounding of bass from the speakers as the door cracks open. Inside there's flashing party lights, upbeat club music, and high-top tables surrounding a wide dance floor. The stage in the corner is empty except for a single microphone.

At the bar you can get free drinks, but you'll have to contend with the bartender -- a black cat curled up on the shelf between the bottles.

On the bar, and on every table, is a sign showing the rules of this game, titled:

Kiss or Dare

If you want to dress up for the club, or want costumes for daring purposes, there's a dressing room behind the stage with a magic closet. You'll find whatever you like in it, but when the trial ends you can only take home what you're wearing!

Good luck!]

RULES | TURN-IN | THE CAT / DISQUALIFICATION

Comments

[bluediligence]

Duuuuuuuuuusk.

Whyyyyyyyy.

[ What if she pinches both of his cheeks in retaliation...! ]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Because it's fun.

[That she can do.]

[Also he's got like aqua lipstick and a pink dress and heels SO YOU KNOW.]

1/2

[bluediligence]

Your lipstick is fun-!

[bluediligence]

... Ah. That came out weird.

[ She's not staring at his lips, it's just, it's really hard not to notice now that she's actually focusing on his face. ]

[schrodingerscockroach]

I've been through a gauntlet. [At least you weren't here for the strip tease he had to do in like the first five minutes.]

[He has no more fucks to give.]

But at least they had fun colors.

[bluediligence]

When aren't you going through a gauntlet?

[ That's what his life seems to be, mostly. ]

Blue suits you. [ SAGE NOD. ] I'm not sure about the pink ...

[schrodingerscockroach]

....when I'm making other people go through gauntlets. Pretty good at making obstacle courses.

I'm stuck with the pink with Clover. I had black and pink with my original outfit tonight, that was working, but it was a lot harder to find a dress that was comfortable and worked.

[bluediligence]

[ ... Pffffft. ] Ahh, I see, I see. You know, that makes me think - we should have an obstacle race together sometime.

[ The ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE DESTINY ]

Team colors make things hard, huh. Ah well, at least we know you rock a dress. [ Even if the colour isn't ideal. ]

[schrodingerscockroach]

....we do have a gym. [There are SUPPLIES for such things.]

Half of any outfit is confidence. [Will even do a cheeky pose because no fucks to give.]

[bond]

[bluediligence]

[ Wait, wait, hold on! Holds out a pinky finger! ]

You, me, the gym. Tomorrow morning. I promise I'll do my best to annihilate you!

Re: [bond]

[schrodingerscockroach]

[He's going to need to blow off steam after the charm wears off, GONNA BE A FUN TIME FOR AOKO.]

[He laughs and he'll hook his pinky with hers.] It's a deal.

[bluediligence]

You, sir, are going down.

[ And then she moves to PICK HIM UP AND TWIRL HIM ]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Wait, Faito-

[He's gonna be surprised because he knows he weighs more than he looks and Faito is SMALL GIRL HOW]

[bluediligence]

[ SHE GIVES NO FUCKS ]

[ Twirls him around in a fun, spinny circle, and then another, and then another, before she finally sets him gently back down. ]

You were gonna say something~?

[schrodingerscockroach]

.....jesus christ, I didn't think you could have that much muscle on you. [He's actually gonna take her hand and look more closely at her arm.]

[bluediligence]

[ She actually is pretty well toned after all of the training she's done over the past couple of years, her muscles Strong and Defined. She's just … also still small, and definitely not bulky. ]

[ And while she has plenty of scars, none of them seem like the kind you'd get from surgical enhancements. ]

Guess I just put in a lot of hours at the gym or something.

[schrodingerscockroach]

[Has to check for that.]

You really must.

It'll be really interesting to see how you react to the course tomorrow. We've sparred. I wonder if I trained you too.

[bluediligence]

[ There's the weird, vine-like scars that wind all over her arm and the whole rest of her body, but they're not exactly surgical in nature; they're too random and, well, windy. ]

Wouldn't surprise me. I mean ... You're military, and as far as I can tell, I was a regular high school student at one point. I had to have learned it from somewhere.

[schrodingerscockroach]

I do seem to just kind of do that when it seems necessary. I didn't strictly have to train Tucker and Caboose since we were in a shipwreck. Just seemed better to have them in shape while we were in a survival situation.

And I do seem to get pulled into drama when I'm not isolated in a canyon somewhere.

[bluediligence]

And we know for sure that you're the kind of guy who'd adopt random teenagers.

Honestly ... it wouldn't surprise me if it turned out I'd somehow time-travelled to the future and ended up stranded on a planet full of hostile aliens or something, and you were in the right place at the right time to swoop in and rescue me.

[schrodingerscockroach]

....yeah, that's pretty true. [He's already adopted like half the train in his head S O]

I mean.

Yeah, that sounds about right with everything that's been going on so far. Was already fighting aliens after ancient artifacts, why not time machines.

[bluediligence]

"Pretty true" is an understatement. [ She can't wait for Twilight to call him Mama Dusk-obaasan, okay. ]

[ She cannot wait ]

See? It fits. Uhm, mostly.

[schrodingerscockroach]

I may have a thing about adopting people. I wanted to throttle the Reds and Blues at first and I still adopted them.

One of Blues may or may not be a literal ghost, I've dealt with alien artifacts, and there may be some weird things that just happen with machines around us, it works as well as anything else.

[bluediligence]

[ ... ... ... ... ]

Weird ... things? With machines? [ Ghost? ]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Yes. There are two kinds of AI's, smart and dumb AI's. Smart AI's are, without question, a person. They have thoughts and feelings and grow and adapt. They're also rare because the way to make them is highly dubious at best and extremely desperate at worst, and pretty much horrifying at all levels.

Dumb AI's are ones that are programmed. They can be programmed really well, they can seem like a person almost. But they're always going to have limitations. They can't really grow, they can't break their programming, they will always have walls they can't overcome like a smart AI.

Except....Lopez is a smarky asshole and if he was a smart AI, you wouldn't throw him in the trash. And Freckles was apparently 'malfunctioning' according to the guy we were fighting and I felt it was important to get his programming back and he was just a battle droid.

They should both be dumb AI's. But they were acting out of any programming they should have had. And the fact two were being odd starts to sound like a pattern.

So weird.