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Midnight Paws Reverie Orchestra ([personal profile] catcophonous) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-08-13 10:48 pm

The Seventeeth Trial

Who: trialgoers
When: Day 39, evening
Where: The Cat's Zone

[Have you enjoyed your day playing in your new train cars? Great! Because now it's Trial Time.

With the usual alert, the Cat's bar appears in the clearing. There's no "come hither" -- instead, just the pounding of bass from the speakers as the door cracks open. Inside there's flashing party lights, upbeat club music, and high-top tables surrounding a wide dance floor. The stage in the corner is empty except for a single microphone.

At the bar you can get free drinks, but you'll have to contend with the bartender -- a black cat curled up on the shelf between the bottles.

On the bar, and on every table, is a sign showing the rules of this game, titled:

Kiss or Dare


If you want to dress up for the club, or want costumes for daring purposes, there's a dressing room behind the stage with a magic closet. You'll find whatever you like in it, but when the trial ends you can only take home what you're wearing!

Good luck!]

RULES | TURN-IN | THE CAT / DISQUALIFICATION
nihilmancy: (Neutral)

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...That was absolutely hideous. I love it.

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Give me a worse one.
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
nihilmancy: (pic#13253222)

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
...I do not understand.
schrodingerscockroach: (...what)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-17 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
....right, space knowledge. That's....okay, that might take a pretty thorough science lesson to explain.

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Space...? Because, the moon is far away, so there is a lot of space between us and it?
schrodingerscockroach: (Well we could)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-17 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh boy.

There's no real concise way to explain that. Though we might have some books on it now...

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I will investigate the topic, have I the time. There are some books in my study as well.
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-17 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods.] Should be something, there's a lot of the subject involved with my world. [Space travel.]

How about something a little more universal...

Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten!
nihilmancy: (Laugh)

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That was absolutely atrocious.

Dare me now.
schrodingerscockroach: (Twisty straws)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I dare you to tell me a terrible joke of your own.
nihilmancy: (Neutral 2)

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-18 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why was the marsh-bird shot by the hunter?

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2019-08-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't duck.
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-18 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.] Nice.