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Midnight Paws Reverie Orchestra ([personal profile] catcophonous) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-08-13 10:48 pm

The Seventeeth Trial

Who: trialgoers
When: Day 39, evening
Where: The Cat's Zone

[Have you enjoyed your day playing in your new train cars? Great! Because now it's Trial Time.

With the usual alert, the Cat's bar appears in the clearing. There's no "come hither" -- instead, just the pounding of bass from the speakers as the door cracks open. Inside there's flashing party lights, upbeat club music, and high-top tables surrounding a wide dance floor. The stage in the corner is empty except for a single microphone.

At the bar you can get free drinks, but you'll have to contend with the bartender -- a black cat curled up on the shelf between the bottles.

On the bar, and on every table, is a sign showing the rules of this game, titled:

Kiss or Dare


If you want to dress up for the club, or want costumes for daring purposes, there's a dressing room behind the stage with a magic closet. You'll find whatever you like in it, but when the trial ends you can only take home what you're wearing!

Good luck!]

RULES | TURN-IN | THE CAT / DISQUALIFICATION
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[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-08-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Grabbing the mic and after the whole strip tease earlier, jokes are a whole lot easier.]

What bird is always sad? The blue jay.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What color socks do bears wear? They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a grey-hound!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm here?

Don’t feel so low, your face is almost yel-low

What is a cat's favorite color? "Purr"ple

What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin!

What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car? A pink carnation!

When do you go on red and stop on green? When you are eating a watermelon.

Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue.