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Who: Heroes
When: Day 36 night
Where: Back outside the train

[Well. You’re all in some kind of. State. A rather chagrined voice mutters on the wind;]

That isn’t quite how I envisioned it going…

[At any rate! There are new stars in the sky in ginger goldenrod, thyme apple and senna terracotta.

Well how are you all doing?]

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What?! I'm right! They're soft and big enough to overflow even if I hold 'em in my hands and honestly, why haven't I---

[ 80H may want to cover his mouth before the words "titfucked you yet?" pop out of his mouth. ]

That is enough! Or I will not let you!

[She is dying of embarrassment SHE IS DYING, SIR.

like, shes already dead and she told you that but ]

[ He just laughs like the jerkbird he is. ]

[she just PULLS his face]

[ That doesn't stop the laughing, and in fact he just winks at her. ]

[She lets his face snap back into place.]

You will pay for that later, as well.

[But no titjobs for you that's for sure, sir.]

You're the one who asked...!

I did not, in point of fact, ask to hear about my breasts. You volunteered that pointless information. As usual.

[god. GOD.]

You asked if there was anything I wished to say! What better thing to say when you know I can't lie?

Anything else.

[but lets not talk about how we can bounce a quarter off dat ass or something]

At any rate, medically speaking, if you do not wish to tell me anything please at least ensure you are properly seen to.

We could talk about the merits of your ass instead?

[ But. Hmmm. Medically speaking there's something he should probably bring up, but it also doesn't fall into "wish to." He appreciates that wording, truly. ]

[She forms and tosses a snowball at his head in the space of a breath.]

[ That just sets him off to laughter again, honestly. ]

[She clucks her tongue.]

At any rate, if you change your mind, call me. I have some surgeries ahead of me, but I will make time for you. Do not be a hero.

[i.e. an idiot.]

I'm in no danger of that.

[ Crow's no hero and he's got no illusions about that. An idiot, however...

...Well, he doesn't think of himself that way, at any rate. ]

Good. I have a number of surgeries to prep for and I would dislike having to add another due to negligence.

I have no intentions of neglecting anything so don't worry about it.

[ He just intends to handle it himse--- ]

I will not worry as much, then.

[crow you absolute dipshit. THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE WANTS]

What happened during this trial?

We were supposed to pick traits for ourselves from a list and then guess the other team's traits. ....No one got ours right somehow.

[ "Somehow." This is the problem when you let liars define themselves. ]

I can hazard a guess. What were all the win conditions.

Either guessing enough correctly or being guessed correctly enough.

[and licorice decided to lie about it

well ok]

What's that look for?

There is no look, Crow-han.

[she's blank as always? you must be seeing things]

Well, at least most of the punitive effects can be resolved and healed. The clockworks are fascinating.

I'm sure.

[ You're almost as full of shit as he is, 80H. ]

Clockworks?

[ Be kind, he's been hallucinating. ]