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[hot_mess_express]

Who: Heroes
When: Day 36 night
Where: Back outside the train

[Well. You’re all in some kind of. State. A rather chagrined voice mutters on the wind;]

That isn’t quite how I envisioned it going…

[At any rate! There are new stars in the sky in ginger goldenrod, thyme apple and senna terracotta.

Well how are you all doing?]

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[fuckyew]

[Wanting to eat human flesh really badly was not on his list of things-to-do today. Neither was having his heart turn into a metal clock around his neck or being really cold or turning transparent at a much more alarming rate due to the extreme hunger.

Oh there's a truth compulsion effect, too.

Either way Noon has seen better days probably! He's just gonna. Lie here, hunched over. Just gotta willpower over the flesh desire for a second, especially since it's everywhere around him now.]

[schrodingerscockroach]

[It's the worst thing to be on the to do list today.]

Hey....hey, you still with us?

[fuckyew]

[There is a groan with some mumbling.]

...Not because I want to be.

[schrodingerscockroach]

....you think it's actually possible to get your heart back in like that?

[Mister transparent.]

[fuckyew]

If I was honest, which I don't wanna be but I can't help myself for some reason, I have the feeling you'll be able to get it back in, but closing it up is gonna be a pain in the ass.

[mumbles to himself for a long while but there is a dejected mutter underneath all of that:]

I gotta get a contract.

[desirestruth]

...Noon?

[Sir she doesn't mean to alarm you but you appear to be a ghost.]

[fuckyew]

[That is indeed true!]

[Mumble mumble mumble]

[desirestruth]

Noon, what happened?

[Crouching down near him???]

[fuckyew]

...your tits are as big as Melons, I guess I never thought about it.

[bowtiedbones]

Are you okay? What happened?

[well. it SOUNDS like the girl on thyme, and it IS thyme-colored, but that is a big green monitor lizard trying to climb up onto your knee]

[fuckyew]

...I'm so hungry I'm hallucinating people into lizards to protect myself?

[bowtiedbones]

No I'm actually a lizard.

Um, please don't eat me? I think I can do a pretty nasty bite.

[fuckyew]

That's why I'm just lyin' here, if I think hard enough, I can control it.

[pause]

...why are you a lizard? Did I miss somethin'?

[survivaltricks]

[. . . plops on the ground next to him]

[fuckyew]

[just the most annoyed groan you will ever hear]

[survivaltricks]

[hhhhhesitation]

[and then, super bluntly]






That sucked.

[fuckyew]

I know, what the fucking hell was that?!

[awakenerd]

Uh.... Hey?

[fuckyew]

...you know, I have no idea who you are, but your timing for introductions is the worst I've seen yet.

[awakenerd]

Yeah well I couldn't help but notice you're going all transparent. Sorry if that's a personal problem but it's just right there.

[fuckyew]

Wow, what good eyes you have....It's a heroic spirit thing.

[voreaciously]

[





ooh boy. what do we unpack first]

Archer-han.

[fuckyew]

...oh, here we go.

[voreaciously]

Yes, we are going to this, so you might as well deal with it. I heard you are in need of heart surgery. I can provide it.

[fuckyew]

I'm just sayin', I get the feeling I should be fixin' some other stuff first.