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Aurora Express Mods ([personal profile] trainmasters) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-07-16 02:06 am

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Who: everyone
When: Day 35 morning
Where: the lounge car

[This morning, or whenever you wake up, you will find that there are delicious smells wafting from the lounge car. Upon investigation, one will discover a beautiful spread of hot cocoa and tea and coffee and many marshmallow animals, ideal for putting in your drinks or simply eating wholesale. It isn't just cats either, but many animals of a similar quality of marshmallow, whatever kinds you'd like. But you may find the warm fuzzies they impart might be a bit more than internal.

In a conspicuous place is a note in handwriting many of you may find quite familiar at this point:

Thanks for your help.

- Hazel


His signature isn't alone, either. There are a couple of others, though somehow they're far less readable? Some are definitely just little drawings. Weird.]

[[ooc notes: 10% furry event!! many marshmallows have no effect, but those that do will instill temporary animal parts up to a kemonomimi level! enjoy your ears and tails, folks. and your newbies.]]
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
.... [She looks so nervous. Okay, now he has to try to see why she's like this.]

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
schrodingerscockroach: (Sass in armor)

[Bond]

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd crack each other up.

[He's absolutely the kind of dork who'd know dad level jokes.]
desirestruth: (Ran away on it's own)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-07-17 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[>The pun.








>Her head.]


...Eh?
schrodingerscockroach: (Well we could)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-17 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not much for puns, huh? [Pause.] You do know what an egg is, right? Not sure how different the multiverse can be.

[Hmmm, but there are marshmallows. Grabbing some of those.]
desirestruth: (And fell into Hell)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-07-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I know what eggs are...

[But the colloquialism, not so much.]
schrodingerscockroach: (Twisty straws)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You crack open eggs to cook them. So eggs are invested in not being cracked.

[Well, gonna trying visual humor. Stuffing marshmallows in his mouth.]

[What is shame, sounds fake in the face of greater team good.]
desirestruth: (What if I return?)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] desirestruth 2019-07-18 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...What does this have to do with not laughing?
schrodingerscockroach: (...what)

Re: [Bond]

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh!

Cracking up is a saying. Like 'knock knock jokes crack me up.' It means you find knock knock jokes consistently funny.

....not sure why. I guess if you laugh hard enough, it could feel like you're cracking kinda?