BENNUIX IKKIHO isnt sorry but i am ([personal profile] rolebreaker) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-07-11 03:13 pm

we're clovering our best

Who: Cl..clover? And you?
When: Day 34, Noon-ish
Where: Lounge Car

[ man, clover's looking really different lately huh? weird. oh well, it doesn't matter much, new fresh faces are always excited right? especially when they appear to be setting up a… … well the sign says "☆~Showtime on the Aurora~☆" in big glittery pink letters (with "open mic night" written just below it in smaller, less glittery letters). the man putting the sign up is big enough that he barely has to strain to hang it high above the heads of the clover member(s) directing him. sadly he's not wearing a kigurumi anymore, but that doesn't stop him from looking borderline miserable at being there. or maybe that's just his face? ]

….. Remind me again what this kind of event is supposed to serve.

[ he addresses his teammates, the redhead responding first ]

Fun, excitement, joy, happiness, things that you might not understand.

[ which is quickly followed up by the only ray of sunshine in the room right now ]

It's about us having fun and making friends! We're the newbies, we gotta spread that goodwill~♡

[ … he deadeyes both of them (but especially the redhead). before sighing, and stepping down from the 'stage' to return to the chair where he'd apparently left a book that he promptly picks up and starts flipping through again.


this is probably going to be awkward. ]





[ basically the way this works is either you can respond to the Clover members who will do their best to uh… jokes. or you can jokes yourself on "stage"! stage here basically just being the middle of the lounge car. we don't actually have a mic so. do your best! ]
clerically: (to the table)

[personal profile] clerically 2019-07-11 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And today in: "Missed it by thaaat much but trying her best!", Morning's got several one-liners for when she hits the stage.]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

[Or...]

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

[Really, where did she get this fro-]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
unaffective: (172)

[personal profile] unaffective 2019-07-11 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ claps!

she doesn't laugh, but she is smiling. it's impossible to tell if she thinks they are good jokes or not. ]
clerically: (the bass is kickin)

[personal profile] clerically 2019-07-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's going to take a bow either way!]

Glad to be of service! Are you gonna be a part of our little comedy hour?
unaffective: (174)

[personal profile] unaffective 2019-07-12 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that is -

[ laces her fingers together, a bit embarrassed, ]

Jokes aren't particularly any - I'd hardly say I have any skill with them...
voreaciously: (65)

bless her

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[80H is near incapable of laughing, but her mouth does twitch a little. She is trying.


It's too bad she's only kidding about that last one, because she definitely wouldn't mind holding it against her, and then some.]
clerically: (a good girl)

[personal profile] clerically 2019-07-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mouth twitching is better than nothing!

If she was aware of 80H's line of thought, maybe it wouldn't be as much of a joke? Who knows with this one.]


I think I miiight be a little better at physical humor, but I'd have to warm those two up to the ideal of a skit.
voreaciously: (11)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks at Midnight and Robin and...

And.]


I think you may need to find a volcano.
clerically: (Default)

[personal profile] clerically 2019-07-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[That deadpan is actually really funny, and giggles before she can stop herself.

No fair!]


No kidding. But if I hide everything to wear but our kigus, they're bound to see things my way!

voreaciously: (63)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She will be here all night.]

Ah, there lurks something devious behind that sweet smile. I wish you well with that endeavour. Just hope they do not harbour any secret desires to wear them and you will be fine.
bowtiedbones: (94)

[personal profile] bowtiedbones 2019-07-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Do pick-up lines count as stand-up now?

[LAUGHING THOUGH]
clerically: (wink)

[personal profile] clerically 2019-07-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[FINALLY SOME ACTUAL LAUGHTER.]

I'm standing up, aren't I?
Edited 2019-07-12 00:56 (UTC)
bowtiedbones: (64)

[personal profile] bowtiedbones 2019-07-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty broad technicality!