The Thirteenth Trial

[catcophonous]

Who: trialgoers
When: Day 27 all day
Where: The Cat's Zone

[Once again the Trial time has come. Just like the Eleventh, it's the Cat's bar that's appeared in the clearing, and just like then, he's not here for formalities.]

Can you believe you've been dumped on me again already? Lame, I know. But come on in and let's get going.

[But he's not the only voice! The booming, cheerful tone of the Hermit can be heard as well.]

Right, right, come along! This one should be fun for you and us.

[Once you enter the bar, you'll find... it's just a bar. In fact, you are free to come and go from it. The inside, though, has been dolled up -- there are swaths of colourful fabric above the windows, jingly dangly crystal decorations hanging down over tables, and patterned tablecloths. It's the kind of cheesy fortuneteller decor you've seen in the Hermit's tent before!

Otherwise, though, there's nothing strange. There are plenty of tables and an open dancefloor. The cabinets behind the bar are sturdily locked, but there are pitchers of non-alcoholic punch on every table, and on the bar is a jar of paper slips and a laminated instructions sheet.

The name of this game is: Fortune and Lies.]

RULES ☆ TURN-IN ☆ WINNERS & ENDGAME

Comments

[desirestruth]

Oh? Going to admit that for once, Crow?

[She's giving the fortune she pulled a flat look.]

...This Cat's fuckin' with me.

[bad_crowmance]

Sure, why not? It doesn't hurt to admit it once in a while. You're a pretty capable person.

[desirestruth]

I should really hope so, or I'm in a lot of trouble when this is over.

[...He doesn't look embarrassed...]

[bad_crowmance]

Trying to take care of your kingdom, right? It's in good hands, at least.

[desirestruth]

[She's not even responding, just staring at him because. What? What??? Open compliments from crow?

it's gotta be a fortune.]

[bad_crowmance]

You don't need to look so shocked, you know. It's not as though I'm oblivious to your good qualities.

[desirestruth]

You just don't like to talk about them, is all.

[Staring at him, and tilting her head.] You're pretty private, when it's not physical.

[bad_crowmance]

I'm turning over a new leaf! We've got to put ourselves out there to save the universe, right? Might as well start with friendship.

[desirestruth]

[...Yep, that's a blue fortune. But, if he's going to go that route...]

Well...I am glad to be your friend, in any case, Crow.

[Just going to go ahead and murder the man.]

[bad_crowmance]

[ THIS IS WHY HE THINKS YOU'RE A BRAT, NAEVA. But his expression doesn't flicker from that easy-looking, cheerful grin. ] Mmm! I'm really lucky to have a friend like you.

[desirestruth]

...Alright, alright, I'll have mercy.

It's a blue fortune, isn't it?

[bad_crowmance]

[ BUUUUUUUZZZZZ!! He immediately slumps over. ] Oh, thank Aidios. You're an evil woman, you know that? [ He was DYING. ]

[desirestruth]

[Patting his shoulder.]

Your poker face is to your own detriment on this one, you know that, right?

[bad_crowmance]

Oh, come on. What's the point in playing along if I'm not giving it my best effort?

[ But he's going to draw another fortune now. ]

[desirestruth]

There's also an objective for getting all the colors, though, so I'd have thought people would want to swap more?

[Getting in another hair ruffle before he leaves! Look please get her off this fuckin' fortune!]

[bad_crowmance]

I'm not saying I don't want that-- of course I do-- but it's not worth it if I'm not actually trying in the meantime.

[desirestruth]

I'd probably relate more if I wasn't getting the worst fortunes.

[bad_crowmance]

Most of them really aren't that bad. By the way, you got physical affection again, didn't you?

[desirestruth]

[BUUUUZZZZZ.]

Crow, I'm bad at lying and not used to physical affection, that's already pretty bad.

[bad_crowmance]

The only way to get better is to keep trying.

[ Says the guy who finds both of those things to be as easy as breathing. ]

[desirestruth]

Lying's a bad idea for someone like me to begin with, I'll stick with sarcasm, thanks.

[Shrugging.]

You'll probably be fine.

[bad_crowmance]

Oh yeah, I know I've got this.

[desirestruth]

If only we were all as humble as you, Crow.

[bad_crowmance]

I'm not interested in being something I'm not-- so why not admit my strengths?

[desirestruth]

On a practical sense, it's easy to start forgetting your own weaknesses when you focus on your strengths. The saying 'pride goes before a fall' exists for a reason.

With you, though, no one's going to be able to tell if you're really on that path...mostly, it's just my job to tease you.