Event: 8PM-10PM PST Run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

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PLAYER ACTION

[hot_mess_express]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[nihilmancy]

[It is ironic because now I am the one being suffocated!

she just sort of stumbles and flops onto the ground like a ragdoll

the malicious magic is still surging, but somehow starts to recede somewhat without the blob directly influencing it anymore]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

Ah-- wait!

[. . . he doesn't know why she tried to strangle him, but ultimately? it doesn't matter. he bolts for her as soon as she hits the ground, skidding across the dirt to crouch next to her. he reaches out to grab at the blob and literally. . . try to tear it from her head]

Hey! Someone tell a stupid joke, or something. . .!

[he can't laugh when he's genuinely panicked for someone else's life!]

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[legis_vox]

[taking a breath and a moment to mentally reorganize his sigils, then pressing one into Akira's shoulder, glowing yellow-gold. he'll feel significantly stronger and hardier.]

I don't know if you'd get the ones I know.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

Try me!

[a little desperate. he promised her no one would die. he promised her]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[legis_vox]

[thinking frantically for a moment, then]

I guess if it'll help you get a grip on the situation, I'll see what's within my grasp.

[look, puns are universal]

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[howlsitgoin]

Eeeh? Is the situation getting a little too... sticky?

[he's trying]

Let your fear slime right off of you!

1/2

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . .]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

[. . . DUCKS HIS HEAD AND CHORTLES while still trying to yank the slime off of Hlasoh's head]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[nihilmancy]

[THESE JOKES ARE TOO BAD, JUST LET ME DIE]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ the strangled peanut gallery just made a noise like a slightly-too-chewed-on squeaky toy holy shit ]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[assassinatedassassin]

[fffff Immediately writhing around to try and get this thing out of his face- oh.

Oh.

...

Well, after freezing up for a brief second of hurt confusion, he'll go straight back to writhing and struggling. Kicking, scraping, maybe even biting at this point. These things need to get off.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

[tries to pull enough slime off of pathiri to get words at him:]

Hey, hey! Having a ruff time? Don't forget to smile!

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[assassinatedassassin]

[What is this thing he's hearing but not seeing, why is he suddenly being grabbed by something else he's not seeing, what?? His flailing tapers off a bit, and he closes his eyes to focus on that voice instead.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

Can you hear me now? Great, cause I need you to laugh so we can goot out of here!

[is laughing at my own jokes a good laugh cause I'm laughing, but also terrified]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

[SHRIEKS, for just a moment--

but he can see everyone in bigger trouble so he's distracted pretty quickly.]

Did I not "awoo" enough for you assholes?!

[no no he needs to laugh, so. Aside from making stupid noises...]

Hah! We were winning, weren't we?! Stupid blobs! We're stronger than you! I'm better than you!

[time to see if: slightly panicked deliberately overly loud maniacal laughter will work.]

Hahaha-- HAHAHAHAHA! You're just a bunch of ugly slime!

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ wow that's gross. squeezing her eyes shut and wrinkling her nose, both in reaction to the way that feels and out of effort— though even though it burns, it doesn't actually feel that much like she has to breathe anymore...? ...maybe she should have expected that.

it's definitely the last bit of icing on a cake that's already passed right through "too much" and into "entirely absurd," though. almost beatifically, confidentially, in something between a half-giggled intentional whisper and simply a hiccupy breathless rasp: ]

I'm pretty sure that's why it's funny~.

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[legis_vox]

Running away already? Terrible hospitality.

MONSTER REACTION & END

[hot_mess_express]

[ Well it's not like it has much of a choice!!

Your laughter, your warm hearts, all melt the blobs. They become smaller and smaller, fading to become the same color as that tunnel's walls - every single one of you manage to get the slimy creatures away, though not all of you are unscathed. Particularly Hlasoh will find that her ears have melted somewhat, too, and hearing will be difficult, along with seeing being impossible. Well. . . .

Maybe she won't have to hear the jokes for a while yet. . .


But you're out. Congratulations, heroes! ]

Re: MONSTER REACTION & END

[purrtagonist]

[still crouched next to Hlasoh, bracing himself on the ground with both hands. he's waiting for her to come to]

[and while he waits, he raises his voice to ask]

. . . does anyone need to be healed!

Re: MONSTER REACTION & END

[legis_vox]

[standing beside him, half on guard, mentally rearranging his ready sigils again]

Between us we should be able to take care of most the damage.

Re: MONSTER REACTION & END

[nihilmancy]

[leave me to die fam]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ just sort of flopped over once her doppelganger got too gooey to keep holding her up, so here's one Senna sticking a wobbly hand up in the air while she tries to get her breath back ]

[assassinatedassassin]

[R.I.P the part of Pathiri's outfit that got sacrificed to the blobs. Actually, r.i.p most of his outfit since he got dripped on and dirtied up. He isn't too injured, just taking some deep breaths to calm down now that the danger has... apparently passed? Still gonna keep his eyes open until they're all out of here even if the blobs are gone, though.]

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ kind of a puddle thanks to tanking those strangles, but once she's a little more with it and done processing that as a Thing That Really Just Happened she'll sort of. scoot clumsily over. guess who never actually got her wrists and arms fixed from that last game :x ]