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[schrodingerscockroach]

Who: OPEN
When: Day 41, Afternoon
Where: Wherever

[Tis a mingle. Go henceforth and socialize.]

Comments

[schrodingerscockroach]

More preparing an astronomy lesson. There's a handful of people with a very limited idea of what space is.

Looking to expand your pun game.

[survivaltricks]

[holds the book up to show Dusk the title]

Always. I don't want to be caught using the same old ones every single bonding event.

[schrodingerscockroach]

[He snorts.] That would be a pretty terrible faux pas.

[survivaltricks]

And it'd completely ruin my image.

I have a reputation to maintain.

[a reputation as. . . a bad punner??]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Ah. Yeah, I can get that. [Its a serious rep, the bad punner.]

[BOND]

[survivaltricks]

[A VERY SERIOUS REPUTATION]

While we're here and on the topic. . .

[flips open the book]

[scans a page]

[and then asks, very seriously]

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Re: [BOND]

[schrodingerscockroach]

[Grins a bit and ponders a moment.]

Why?

[survivaltricks]

Because they have no body to go with.

[heh]

[heh]

[heeeeh]

[schrodingerscockroach]

[Laughs.]

That's terrible.

[survivaltricks]

But it's far from the worst I've ever come across.

[closes the book and tucks it underneath his arm]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Oh, there's always worse. Can't ever forget Dad Jokes.

[survivaltricks]

Technically, these are all dad jokes.

[just a different form of dad joke?? probably??]

[schrodingerscockroach]

Not quite as groan worthy yet as a true dad joke.

[survivaltricks]

[a soft snort, his mouth twitching]

All right. Show me what a true dad joke is, then.

[schrodingerscockroach]

I will.

The most important part of a Dad Joke is timing, can't just manufacture that.

[survivaltricks]

Ah. . . stealth dad joke.

[that's legit and fair and he understands]

[schrodingerscockroach]

The best way to dad joke.

[survivaltricks]

I'll have to be on the lookout so I'm not taken off guard.

[schrodingerscockroach]

That's when you know a Dad joke's good.

When it still hits like a ton of bricks even if you're used to them.

[survivaltricks]

[forlornly]

Hits so hard it hurts. . .

[schrodingerscockroach]

Something you can't escape. Like death and taxes.