(no subject)

[hot_mess_express]

Who: All the cute little heroes
When: Day 35, evening
Where: Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Great Outdoors, Just outside the train

[ The beach fades away all at once, taking the cheery sunshine with it as evening hits all at once-- it melts away in a shower of sparkles as the familiar setting re-emerges. There are new stars in the sky above in clover pink, senna red, jasmine blue, and licorice violet.

Just before the beach disappears entirely, the bubbly voice speaks once more: ]

Wasn't that so much fun! You all rrrrrreally got to know each other, didn't you? Keep up the good work~!

[ If you had any alcohol in hand you still have it, otherwise everything from the trial is gone. ]

Comments

[voreaciously]

Sex counts.

[bad_crowmance]

[ WHAT??? ]

What?!

[voreaciously]

If you were not as active in the act as you were--[i.e., not a pillow king]--I would have made special dispensation, perhaps--perhaps, but you are very energetic and once is not enough for you. So, no. No sex.

[bad_crowmance]

You've got to be kidding me!

[ THIS IS THE WORST?? ]

[voreaciously]

Would I joke about that? Would I ever joke about that?

[bad_crowmance]

You expect me not to have sex for a week?!

[voreaciously]

No, I do not. I am telling you what you should do for your health, but what I expect is for you to ignore me entirely because you cannot resist having sex for a week.

[like she's dumb but she's also not an idiot.]

[bad_crowmance]

[ He should probably be even slightly embarrassed at being seen through like that but he's really not. ]

Then why the hell did you even bring it up?

[voreaciously]

[calmly, casually]

Because when the inevitable happens and it ranks among the worst sex you have ever had, I will not have it said that I was negligent in advising and warning you.

[bad_crowmance]

I can't even remember all the sex I've had. Anyway, you said there's no scarring so what's the point in avoiding it?

[voreaciously]

Again, your body is deprived of some critical nutrients and there will be symptoms until you recover them. Fatigue, headaches, the like. I cannot heal what you are missing, only alleviate what the lack will do, temporarily. You may recover much faster than my projections.

[but only if he listens to her at least a little but that's not likely to happen.]

[bad_crowmance]

[ THAT'S NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN. ]

Ugh! Fine, I'll behave.

[ No, He Won't. ]

[voreaciously]

[No, he won't.]

Simply indulge in other activities.

[bad_crowmance]

Well, obviously I'll do that too.

[voreaciously]

[have another apple slice]

As long as you understand.

[before you fail to follow her advice.]

[bad_crowmance]

I understand!

[ And with a grin, he takes the apple slice. ]