[Bond]

[voreaciously]

Who: All of You!
When: Day 28 all day
Where: Lounge!

[Across the lounge tables are plates of cupcakes of many flavours, toppings, and fillings (including blood which is very explicitly marked), as well as pots of tea. There are also sheets of paper and pens for the taking. Have a seat, relax, peruse the topic of the sheets in question.

There's a space for your name as well as the date, such as it is. The person responsible for the sheets and cupcakes are nowhere to be found. Perhaps it was one of the prince's cohorts?

Anyway, the surveys read as follows.]

Happy Happy day to you, participant! This is a follow-up to an item discussed at your recent meeting (aww, look at you go-getters) The results of the survey will be collected into a community cookbook as well as being a means of finding that special someone or someones (we don't judge ;)c ) to facilitate interest or improvement that will be made available to anyone and everyone. Those willing to learn may find someone at this gathering willing to teach them, and those who already know what they're doing will be duly prepared to make meals. (Wah, we wanna eat, too....)

Anyway! We are not heroes like you, but we want to do our part, too. So, please complete all questions as follows to the best of your knowledge:

1. What foods do you enjoy?
2. What foods do you not enjoy?
3. Do you have any allergies that you are aware of?
4. What is your favourite meal of the day?
5. Do you cook or bake?
6. What would you say is your expertise in your own words? (Certain meats, savoury dishes, a country's cuisine, types of sweets, etc.)
7. Would you and what would you like to learn or improve?
8. Are you at ease with group dinners? In parties of how many?
9. Is there a dish or food you wish to try?
10. Are you willing, provided they are naturally without corruption, willing to try food native to the stars you visit and cleanse?

Additional Comments: (Did we miss anything? Is there anything you'd like to add?)


And that concludes the brief survey! We thank you for your time, participant! You may have a cupcake.

[1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Additional Comments:

There's a bit of a blue sparkle and a light feel of cool energy when you've completed the sheet. Attempting to take one before completing the survey will result in it not being lifted from the plate, like at all. It's like Thor's hammer.

You are not worthy.]

Comments

[bowtiedbones]

[turning over a sheet to read it, but she hasn't filled it out yet. Lori, her little parrot-sized skeleton, is sitting on the table and chewing on a pen.]

Who's this from?

[voreaciously]

Perhaps the Prince's cohorts?

[bowtiedbones]

It's not really their usual style, is it? I know the Prince has us on surveillance, but they've been mostly hands-off outside of the trials.

[voreaciously]

You raise an interesting point. It could be attempt to change--the collective opinion has not exactly been glowing, of late--but I cannot say for certain.

[bowtiedbones]

It's a nice gesture, at least.

[voreaciously]

It is, perhaps. What have you written, may I ask?

[bowtiedbones]

I haven't written anything yet. I don't cook or bake at all except for boxed stuff.

[voreaciously]

...That does not sound healthy.

[malignstar]

Do they eat?

[bowtiedbones]

Who, Lori? No, she's a skeleton. She doesn't have a stomach.

[malignstar]

Right. Uh, can I... hold her?

[bowtiedbones]

Sure. Put your hand flat on the table and she'll approach you at her pace.

[malignstar]

[ Does so and watches Lori expectantly ]

[bowtiedbones]

Say hi, Lori.

[Lori cocks her head and stops chewing on the pen, hugging it with her tiny forelegs and carrying it with her as she scoots across the table to peer at Felix's hand. she moves something like a bat, hopping along on her folded wings instead of letting go of the pen.]

[desirestruth]

...[She's staring at the pens, a little, because they're different than what she's used to, but then staring at the survey for a while.]

...I'm not entirely sure how I'm meant to answer most of these.

[bowtiedbones]

"N/A"?

[malignstar]

Not a fan of food?

[voreaciously]

[80H is at table, neatly filling out answers. Occasionally she looks about her, like the open air will reveal to her what she would like to know.]

Well, this is something, isn't it?

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow's at the table too, but he peeks up from his own answers when he hears her voice. ]

Having trouble with the questions?

[voreaciously]

More that I find myself curious at this display, however, the allergies...

[bad_crowmance]

Guess that question would be pretty hard if someone doesn't remember.

[ Not that he's aware that 80H doesn't necessarily remember things. ]

Why, do you have some?

[voreaciously]

...Mackerel.

[She says it after a sigh.]

[bad_crowmance]

[ He raises his eyebrows. A kind of fish? ]

That's a surprise.

[voreaciously]

It is an inexcusable design flaw. I simply wish to eat it without dying is that too much to ask?

[channeling light yagami a bit as she writes the answer down with an irritated flourish]

[malignstar]

A food survey?