Event: 8PM-10PM PST Run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

They're their own joke!

[c'mon self, you can do funny... maybe...

He's going to resort to playground mockery.]

Blah blah, I'm an angry blob and I have to pretend to be something else 'cause my original form is too stupid to scare people! OoooOOOoo I'm so spooky!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

[THUMBS UP]

You're doing great, guy!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

I'm not "guy"!

...I don't know who I am but it's definitely not that!

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

When you give me a name, I'll stop calling you "guy!"

[don't be rude, Akira]

[for his rudeness he gets abruptly cut off by someone trying to strangle him, help]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[howlsitgoin]

I don't have one!

[yeah you GET STRANGLED, DUDE

Eclair would help but Timur seems to have it and he's gonna try to focus on the funny.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[purrtagonist]

[HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS]

[focusing on the funny is a good plan, tho]

[assassinatedassassin]

OOOoooOooooOoo...

[Echoes, kind of doglike. Howl-like? This laughing thing is hard, though.]

[howlsitgoin]

--There! That's it!

[Now that the goal is "be funny", Eclair's taking it very seriously. With all his heroic energy.]

We're canines, right?! That's our opening! So howl!

[assassinatedassassin]

[Giving Eclair a Look very briefly, but also immediately does as he's told. So, howl.]

OOOoooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOoOOoo...

[Louder this time, actually mimicking a dog. Man, this is all very confusing and distressing but what if: he tries to stop thinking.]

[howlsitgoin]

There we go!

[oh my godddd okay that's actually really funny

so now Eclair's busting up laughing but also. howling.]

AWOOO-- ahahah-- awooo...

[assassinatedassassin]

[Blunt:]

You suck.

[...snrk.]

[howlsitgoin]

Ah. You're the better canine.

[totally flat in tone, but grinning:]

Awoo.

[assassinatedassassin]

[That gets a sharp breath out of him, no voice in it but probably a laugh-

and then the next turn happens, whoops.]

Re: PLAYER ACTION

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ a little wheezy ]

nailed it