Event: 8PM-10PM PST Run

[hot_mess_express]

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]

Comments

[nihilmancy]

[She doesn't!]

Who are you?

[purrtagonist]

[well, they did only meet once, from his perspective]

Akira. Ah-- the unicorn guy?

[tugs at the ears of his unicorn kigu]

[HE'S STILL WARING IT]

[nihilmancy]

...I can see that. It is something that I can see clearly that indeed you are the unicorn guy. My concern is that I am in a situation of imminent death and I have no idea who the fuck you are.

[purrtagonist]

[okay, they only met once but he's pretty sure he made an impression on her??]

You don't remember me?

[nihilmancy]

Why would I, I have no idea where I am.

[purrtagonist]

[ooooooh boy]

Ah. . .

Did you read the welcome message on your phone?

[nihilmancy]

I did, but I'm not sure if I have any reason to actually believe it.

[purrtagonist]

Yeah. None of us really have much of a reason to believe it right now.

[including Akira]

[nihilmancy]

And it won't matter if I just die here, anyhow. For some reason, all of my magic is gone.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . aha]

[heeee thinks he's seeing what's happening here, now]

The message mentioned something you lost, didn't it?

Unfortunately. . . that includes your magic.

[why is he giving the newbie talk he is new himself]

[nihilmancy]

[WHY DID YOU FUCK ME LIKE THIS STAR PRINCE.]

I see. And this is related to all of that nonsense about saving the universe somehow?

[purrtagonist]

Iiiii guess?

I've only been here about two days.

[nihilmancy]

Wonderful, we're terrified abductees who will die together instead of alone.

[purrtagonist]

[sets his jaw and responds firmly]

No one's going to die.