hot_mess_express ([personal profile] hot_mess_express) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-02-02 07:18 pm

Event: 8PM-10PM PST Run

Who: unfortunate souls
When: out of time, slotted in with the event but put out of time so people can die/come back easy
Where: places

[ The ground rumbles and shakes - and then opens up. The earth swallows you whole, leaving you in front of . . . blobs . . . Oh they're a little cute, aren't they?

But the world is a bit dark, isn't it? It's a little scary . . . isn't it? ]
purrtagonist: but will not wear the eye patch (the dinosaur is fine with the dress)

Re: Pre-Fight Mingle

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[AKIRA HAS DEFINITELY FOUGHT THE BLOBS BEFORE. was not eaten!! but he's definitely staring at the mass of blobs with an exasperated look]

Go awayyyyy. . .

[anyway his hearing has returned by now]
legis_vox: (think it through)

Re: Pre-Fight Mingle

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Persistent, aren't they?
purrtagonist: (I prod the corpse with my soggy pickle)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't they know the meaning of "taking breaks?"
legis_vox: (debating)

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently not.
purrtagonist: (you won a free trip to the town jail!)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[a small sigh]

I wish I knew where they were coming from.
legis_vox: (think it through)

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
The good news is that if we wander around down here long enough, we'll probably find out. The bad news is the same as the good news.
purrtagonist: (The hedge appears to be carnivorous)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[mmmm and if they run into too many blobs, they'll all start turning into the THINGS HE FEARS THE MOST and everyone here will see his fears and noooo do not want]

Into the lair of the beast, is it. . .

[. . . but he doesn't show any of that on his expression as he sets his jaw and stiffens his shoulders. they're here now; what else can they do?]
legis_vox: (interest)

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
If we find the source, we might be able to kill it.

[clapping a hand on Akira's shoulder as he passes, though. this probably won't be fun.]
purrtagonist: to see how well you outrun physics (Roll Athletics)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[tilting his head towards Timur, and. . . his mouth curves upwards, somewhat sharp]

Aha.

You look ready for a good fight.
legis_vox: (remain silent)

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're not wrong.
purrtagonist: (You’re like a sinful JK Rowling)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Aha. Well, if that's what it comes down to, I'll be right behind you.
legis_vox: (moment of brightness)

[personal profile] legis_vox 2019-02-03 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll count on it.
purrtagonist: (Does a child count as a thrown weapon?)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm glad you will.

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purrtagonist: (are croissants the new pocket organs)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[>8(]

[points at his eyes and points at the blob]

[he has your number]
purrtagonist: full of blood (I return back to camp with the coconut)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god what the fuck]

[RECOILS IMMEDIATELY, eyes wide]

-- Ceylon?
purrtagonist: we're trying to worship chaos here (could you please be quiet?)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[takes another step back until he hits a wall, bracing himself with one hand against the rock. easy, Kurusu. . . you know how these blobs work. you've already a run into a bunch of them before]

[tilts his chin up. . .!]

Hey, come on! Is that all you've got?! You barely sound or look like him!
purrtagonist: (The gargoyle takes a MASSIVE hit)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:35 am (UTC)(link)








[what the fuck]

Where are your pants.
purrtagonist: (What is the land speed of a sea lion)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . . . .]

[S. . . SNORTS IN AMUSEMENT, covering his mouth with one hand]

Cheated out of. . . seeing yourself naked?
purrtagonist: (My safe word is pumpernickle)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2019-02-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[presses his hand more firmly against his mouth, snickering a little more]

I'm tempted. Give me a minute to pull myself together, first. . .!

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