ruler | ? ([personal profile] fisherofmen) wrote in [community profile] auroraexpress2019-07-23 03:15 am

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Who: jasmines & visitors
When: day 35, night / day 36, morning
Where: jasmine

[ ayoooooooo we won how's all that and how are we all doing. how badly have we ruined our own lives with secrets. ]
schrodingerscockroach: (Such lovable goofs)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He giggles.] Good to meet you too. You're really nice.
voreaciously: (34)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I am not.

[she stops petting him to tug on his hair]
schrodingerscockroach: (THE RUDEST SMILE)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Moving with the tugs.] Been nice to me.
voreaciously: (20)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[hey that is cheating wtf. tugs harder this time]

I do not even like you.
schrodingerscockroach: (Such lovable goofs)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ow. [Lightly bats at her hand.] DOn't actually pull.

I think you do. You healed me and dried me off and you're really nice, so if you're so bad, you must like me.

[Sound logic.]
voreaciously: (36)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I am a tool. Tools are meant to be useful.

[pulling his hair is USEFUL SOMEHOW??? but she lets go of it.]
schrodingerscockroach: (:))

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're nice and I like you.

[It's the most useful. Discipline???]
voreaciously: (5)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I am not likable.

I am a fool, however, for attempting to have a rational conversation with a drunk man who should likely be in bed.
schrodingerscockroach: (Hugs)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
But I like you. I think that means you are.

Yeah, kinda on you for that.
voreaciously: (53)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You could like a desk lamp in your current state.
schrodingerscockroach: (Will let a man fight gravity)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Only if the desk lamp had a personality.
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Personality's are very important. Different between a desk lamp and a desk lamp you could like.
voreaciously: (41)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Desk lamps typically do not have them.

[which was her entire point but his mental faculties appear to be down for the count.]
schrodingerscockroach: (Hugs)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Typically. But sometimes weird things happen and suddenly things that shouldn't have personality DO and its so weird.

[Basically.]

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I take it you are speaking from experience.

[unless he's not and is just sloshed. whatever.]
schrodingerscockroach: (...what)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

No.

Dunno. Don't remember.

[Absolutely experience.]
voreaciously: (65)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should retire for the evening.
schrodingerscockroach: (love it)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But its nice to talk to you without being worried and sad.
voreaciously: (56)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you be worried or sad?

[unless talking to her is that depressing.





honestly she wouldn't argue it]
schrodingerscockroach: (Sigh)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause I think you're nice and you have garbage self worth.
voreaciously: (39)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[doesn not bristle, but her eyes narrow behind her blindfold, unseen.]

My self-worth is fine. Perhaps if I broke something of yours, you would see that I am not as you say.
schrodingerscockroach: (but maybe good)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-27 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't have lotta stuff to break and anything I'd care 'bout I'd have to murder for.

[Matter of fact nonchalant drunk man.]

Still garbage.
voreaciously: (53)

[personal profile] voreaciously 2019-07-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
You could try to murder me.
schrodingerscockroach: (Accepted the dumbassery)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2019-07-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I jumped off a 110 skyscraper without a parachute and lived. I do stupid crazy hard shit all the time apparently.